Friday, October 2, 2009

David Letterman Confesses To Being A Bad Boy

David Letterman never struck me as the womanizer sort. In March he married his son's baby mama, Regina Lasko, who he'd been dating since 1986.

But, according to Letterman's own admission he had sexual relationships with female employees.

Three weeks ago Letterman got in his car to find a package with a letter which said, "I know that you do some terrible, terrible things and that I can prove that you do some terrible things."

Letterman said the letter contained proof.

Letterman called his lawyer and set up meeting with the blackmailer, alleged to be a 48 Hours producer named Joe Halderman, who threatened to write a book and screenplay about Letterman's dirty deeds unless he was paid to stay silent. There were 3 meetings, with a fake $2 million check given to the blackmailer at the final meeting.

The blackmailer was arrested for attempted extortion. Letterman testified before a grand jury yesterday, and confessed his sins to his audience that night.

Please, let's hope there are no videos of Letterman being a bad boy. No one wants to see that.

Speaking of videos, there is rumored to be a sex tape of John Edwards and his girl friend, who had his baby, and ended his political career.

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