Paris Hilton's My New BFF

I've already admitted I am a fan of Train Wreck TV. I'm also embarrassed to admit I'm sort of a fan of Paris Hilton. I find her amusing. I thought her first TV show was funny, that being the Simple Life. That's the one where Paris and her former Best Friend Forever, Nichole Richie left Beverly Hills to live and work on a farm in, if I remember right, Arkansas.

There were several various permutations of the Simple Life over the next few years, the only one that slightly amused me was when Paris and Nichole were feuding due to Nichole embarrassing Paris by showing an infamous video of Paris during a party.

And now Paris has a new show, this time on MTV. It is yet one more of those spawns of the ABC The Bachelor type things where one by one people are rejected until there is only one, uh, winner.

I've only seen a little bit of Miss Hilton's search for a new BFF. It can be pretty funny. Paris puts her potential new BFFs through weird challenges to test if they are up to the strenous task of being her friend.

Like the 7 remaining girls had to do this 7 Minutes in Heaven thing I'd never heard of before. Supposedly this is a party game where you go in a closet and make out with a stranger for 7 minutes. Oh, yeah, that sounds fun. So, Paris tells the girls that a famous rapper is in the 'closet' and that she'll be watching how they do with the notorious womanizer.

So, one by one the girls go in, Paris watching via video link. Most of the girls acted all proper, one or two acted, well, skanky. The guy introduced himself as "Max Nasty" or something like that. I recognized him as a former MTV VJ named Simon Rex who got notorious due to having made some X-rated videos. All these celebs who make X-rated videos must be in some sort of club.

On another episode Paris took 4 of the potential BFFs to Tokyo. That was interesting. Paris actually comes across as being quite nice. Of course she could be acting. But I don't think she knows how to do that.

Another episode I saw Paris take one of the girls for a sleepover at her house. Paris has a real nice real big house. When Paris showed the girl her kitchen Paris asked the girl if she liked to cook. The girl said she didn't know how to cook. Paris said she loved to cook. Then Paris suggested she cook them dinner. I sat there thinking, wow, I'm impressed, Paris Hilton can cook for herself.

And then I saw what she cooked.

Cooking consisted of taking frozen waffles out of the freezer and putting them in the toaster. And opening a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Yes, dinner was waffles and macaroni and cheese.

Paris, if you are reading this, I'm willing to be your new BFF. I'll show you how to cook. And I have a video camera with remote control and I know how to use it.