Saturday, November 29, 2008

TV Celebrity Gossip

It's time for some random Hollywood TV Celebrity Gossip....

LINDA BOLLEA
Poor ol' Hulk Hogan's ex-wife, Linda Bollea, needs more money. Apparently she is unable to get by on the $40,000 a month alimony payments from the ex-husband. I first met Linda on the reality show "Hogan Knows Best." I also met her daughter Brooke and jailbird son Nick. Brooke got her own reality show, the name of which escapes me. If Linda needs money maybe she could get her own reality show again. Or sell some of her pets. Too many pets, including a monkey, seemed to be Linda's one character oddity.

JOEY FATONE
The former NSYNCer bandboy mate of Lance Bass trashed talked the dance moves of Lance and Kim Kardashian, saying Lance "had to have two Red Bulls before doing the jive." Joey Fatone came in second on his season of Dancing With the Stars. This Two Bulls remark does not seem to be very bad trash talking, to me. Now, if Joey had said Lance dances, at times, like a bug-eyed fruitcake, now those might be some fighting words.

KIEFER SUTHERLAND
24's Jack Bauer regularly gets put through a living hell of torture and other forms of mayhem. But that's acting. In real life Kiefer didn't take too well to the torture of being in jail, saying "The lights never go out, 24/7. You can't even put your head under a blanket. All the cells have cameras in them."

PARIS HILTON
Paris ended up in tears, again, when she was booed while being introduced to the crowd at a friend's birthday party. Paris left the party without taking the stage. I don't know why dear Paris was put through this living hell. And where was her new BFF? Isn't the Paris Hilton: Search for a New BFF over?

PADMA LAKSHMI
Last Wednesday's Top Chef was all about cooking Thanksgiving Dinner for the Foo Fighters. The chefs who's food the Foos liked best got to go to their concert. Apparently everyone's favorite Top Chef host, Padma, got all rocking and rolling too, including going backstage with the band, where drummer, Taylor Hawkins, couldn't stop himself from doing some heavy duty flirting with Padma. But, despite a valiant effort, Taylor was unable to shake loose Padma's phone number.

DEREK HOUGH
The just completed Dancing With the Stars' winner, Derek Hough, he the professional half of the Star Winner, Brooke Burke's team, says the reputed feud between him and Warren Sapp was blown way out of proportion. Supposedly the pair got into a fight when Sapp interrupted Hough's rehearsal. Yeah, this sounds like real good feud material.

KATHERINE HEIGL
The annoying Izzy girl from Grey's Anatomy is such a McDonalds addict that she went to Mickey Ds while out celebrating her 30th birthday. I don't know if she had a McDreamy Big Mac or a McSteamy Fish Sandwich.

BILLY RAY CYRUS
The achy breaky boy got a tattoo last week. Billy took his daughter Miley and Miley's boyfriend, Justin Gaston, along to watch. But, Perez Hilton claims that Miley and the boyfriend got real busy smooching while Miley's dad suffered in pain, in more ways than one.

MARTHA STEWART
Every ones favorite homemaking jailbird still talks to all the friends she made during her unfortunate incarceration at the Alderson, West Virginia Federal Prison known as Camp Cupcake. Ms. Stewart says, "There are some very interesting women there of great value to society, and I keep in contact with them."

Well, there you go. That's my TV Celebrity Gossip for today.

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