Thursday, November 27, 2008

Playboy Does Not Want The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Kim Naked

Kim Zolciak, she of Real Housewives of Atlanta habitual liar fame, has been claiming that she is constantly on the phone negotiating with Playboy over taking her clothes off for a centerfold. And to be on the cover.

Kim told Paper magazine that, "I'm working on shooting a cover of Playboy. I guess 30 ain't that bad."

However, a source at Playboy says, "She is not scheduled to appear in Playboy at this time." The source also pointed out that Playboy rarely guarantees a model that they will be on the cover. You have to be someone like Farrah Fawcett or Pamela Anderson to get a cover shot for certain.

Kim has been a busy girl since the last episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta aired. She has been on the Bonnie Hunt talk show. Kim gave Bonnie a wig.

Kim's ever changing cancer story has her now saying that 3 years ago she worked for a doctor who ran some blood tests because he thought she might have cancer. The tests showed she had some other ailment, which Kim did not identify. And that she was in a coma for 3 weeks. On the reunion show Kim said she got her cancer-free test results while sitting at a Chilis. She did not mention the 3 week coma.

Kim said she did not want to say anything about her tragic illness because her daughters did not know about it. Uh, didn't the daughters notice she was in a coma for 3 weeks? Maybe they just thought their mom was drunker than usual.

Kim once again denied that real estate mogul, Lee Najjar, is the Sugar Daddy she calls Big Papa.

Kim admitted she did not work with Dallas Austin on her upcoming single and album. Kim changed the name of the single from what she said on the reunion show. There she said it was called "Tightrope." Now she says it is called "Two Hearts." And is about her daughters.

I imagine Kim realized she had to drop the Dallas Austin habitual lie when he put all over his MySpace webpages, "Dallas Austin is NOT working with Kim!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought this was an interesting article. It is especially funny how characters in reality shows literally become apart of our worlds.
Kim's character always seemed shady to me and to be quite frank, her running behind Sheree was simply pathetic.
Thanks for the heads up on the Ivory of the Ebony and Ivory Duet...(Kim and Sheree)

Anonymous said...

Kim is really damaged.
I mean, damaged way, way back in her life.

She doesn't tell the truth because, well, she probably has spent a long time steering away from it. She had cancer? Well, no, it doesn't really appear that was the case by her behavior. I mean, the majority of cancer survivors in the US will tell you what kind of cancer they had, what treatments they went through, and they will be very proud of having made it.

I don't care about the story on her hair.
But I'm betting she was abused, neglected or abandoned either emotionally, physically or both when she was a kid.

Frankly, this would have been a far more compelling story than a lady with a hair weave answering to Big Poppa.