Paris Hilton's New BFF Stephen

Well, we can all relax now. Paris Hilton has found herself yet one more Best Friend Forever. Paris had booted her potential BFF's one by one til she was down to a highly emotional girl named Stephanie, with a tongue stud, and another girl named Tiniecia who was difficult to understand and who was a bit on the rough/tough side.

The previous week Paris sent Stephen Hampton home, saying she didn't think she could have a guy BFF, even though she picked a guy BFF in the British version of her search for a new BFF.

In the final episode we saw the girls take a tour of Paris' rather nice home with a giant walk-in shoe closet.

Then we saw a lot of footage of the 2 girls fighting.

And then it was time for Paris to pick one as her new BFF. So, Paris picked neither. Instead she said she'd make a big mistake in sending Stephen home and now she wanted the little gay, Mormon guy from Utah to be her new Best Friend Forever.

Stephen was quite pleased at the turn of events. The two rejected girls seemed to take the rejection well.

Paris was here, in Dallas, where she told fans that she is definitely going to have a 3rd search for a new BFF on MTV.

Currently Paris is working on Paris Hilton's Dubai BFF. That search began in June of 2009, with the finale taking place in Los Angeles. No word yet when the Dubai search will air.

Paris hopes to turn her search for a new BFF into a global franchise, looking for BFF's around the world, possibly looking in Canada, Russia, Germany and Australia.

What is this girl going to do with all those BFF's, one can not help but wonder. I like Paris, I find her very amusing. I wouldn't mind being one of her BFF's.

Paris Hilton's My New BFF In America, The UK & Dubai

I long ago admitted I find Paris Hilton and her search for a new best friend forever show, on MTV, to be very amusing.

I think some of the amusement may not be intended. Like a recent episode had Paris testing her BFF Wannabes to see if they'd tell her the truth. So, Paris arrived in an outfit that looked goofy. If she looks goofy, Paris wants her BFF to let her know.

Well, at the time, no one spoke up. But why would they? Prior to this test they'd been tested on how well they would survive being locked up behind bars, like Paris has found herself a time or two. So, Paris put her inmates through the rigors of prison life, having them perform little tests, like seeing how fast they can run in high heels while carrying luggage through an obstacle course, to replicate one of Paris' fast airport runs to catch a plane, while in heels.

While Paris was being the Prison Matron she was garbed in the manner you see in the picture. So, this is how she appears in front of her BFF Wannabes and then a day or two later she's dressed like a Boca Raton Retiree in Florida and expects someone to say something?

During the testing of their fashion sense the wannabes had to carry around Baby Paris dolls, who told them what to do, with Paris off somewhere else, barking the orders into a microphone. That was amusing. At one point Paris instigated a prank that escalated into a fight, with all the girls and Stephan, the gay guy, ganging up on David, the straight guy, who didn't want to play with dolls or wear high heels.

In an episode prior, Paris' little doggie, Tinkerbell, played a big role. One of the BFF's gets sent home after being put up for Discussion, where Paris discusses with them, their, well, BFF shortcomings, during that particular episode. Paris had Tinkerbelle decide who should be sent home. First Tinkerbelle examined David, David kissed her, all was fine. Next was Caitlin, Tinkerbelle like her. Next was the other, supposed straight guy, who had entered the show along with David, this episode. Well, Tinkerbelle took one look at that guy and tried to bite him. So, he got sent home.

I really think one of the networks should pick up Paris Hilton's My New BFF franchise. It's more entertaining than a lot of the stuff on network primetime, like ABC's Superstars which I watched last night. Maksim Chermokovsky has shown he is way more than light on his feet. Last night the Dancing with the Stars star ran like a bat out of hell, winning a long foot race.

I did not know that Paris had taken her New BFF search to other countries. She searched the UK for a New BFF. And found one. Currently Paris is searching in Dubai for a New BFF. That should prove interesting.

I suspect Paris will not be wearing her skimpy Prison Matron garb while she is searching for hew New BFF in Dubai. I am sure much hilarity will ensue. Will there be a token Arab gay guy, that is a staple of Paris' search? I believe the token gay guy became the New BFF in the UK search.

How many BFF's does Paris need? One in each country? This search could go on for a long time.

Paris Hilton's New BFF & Daisy Of Love

I had insomnia, I was up late, I was bored, I didn't have the energy to do anything else. I don't know why I think I need to make up an excuse as to why I watched Paris Hilton's My New BFF on MTV last night. And Daisy of Love on VH1.

I've found Paris Hilton amusing for a long time, beginning sometime around when she did the first season of The Simple Life, around the same time many of us got to know Paris intimately, via a video that had gone viral on the Internet. In that video Paris was quite involved with the husband of Shannon Doherty, a guy named Rick Solomon.

On last night's search for Paris' new BFF Paris got quite miffed at one of her potential BFF's rather raunchy behavior at a Bachelor Party Paris had set up to test all the girl's behavior. Now, if I had a friend act like that girl did, I would show her the door, but for Paris to get all haughty about it seemed a tad funny.

Most of the girl's who are vying to be the new BFF of Paris are rather unattractive. There is one strange boy vying to be the BFF of Paris. He got all scaredy cat when Paris wanted him to pole dance. He should have just said, no, I am not pole dancing and leave it at that.

I don't know what happened to the last BFF Paris picked, I think her name is Vanessa. I suppose it's like that Bret Michael's Rock of Love show where each year he has to find a new groupie due to the previous season's wearing out her welcome.

Speaking of Bret Michaels. During MTV commercials I switched to VH1 where there was yet one more of those appalling tacky find a mate shows, called Daisy of Love. Daisy is Daisy de la Hoya, a runner up on Bret Michael's Rock of Love. Daisy is one odd-looking, trashy girl. But not nearly as trashy as the boys she is finding love with.

When I long ago blogged about the Bret Michael's show, the blogging title was Bret Michael's Rock of Love and the Skanks. Now, when I wrote that, Daisy was one of the ones I was referring to as a skank. The worst was this very very odd-looking German woman.

I'm appalled and amazed VH1 gave this Daisy creature her own find a mate show. Though, she was much more likable on this Daisy of Love show than she was being a skank on Bret Michael's show.

Let's hope this bout of insomnia abates soon, or I fear it is more trash TV for me tonight.

Brittany Flickinger Is Paris Hilton's New BFF

One would have thought I would have slept restfully last night, relieved that Paris Hilton finally had herself a new best friend forever. Instead I found myself the victim of a bout of insomnia which has me at my computer in the wee hours of the morning.

The ending to MTV's weird reality show, Paris Hilton's My New BFF was just as weird as the preceding episodes. Brittany Flickinger is Ms. Hilton's New BFF. Paris picked Brittany over Vanessa.

Vanessa is from Alaska. She acted like a fawning fan, worshipping Paris. Brittany spent a lot of energy trash talking Vanessa. Apparently Paris likes a good trash talker. Her former BFF was Nichole Richie, afterall. Nichole Richie has a doctorate's degree in trash talking.

The winner of the title of BFF got no money or any other prize. Except to be Paris Hilton's BFF.

Paris picked Brittany after putting the two girls through some New York Hell, which included making Brittany a bit air sick flying over Manhattan. Brittany had trouble eating the $1000 gold leafed sundae with caviar she'd ordered. How can she be the BFF of Paris if she can't eat such things?

So, for the ending of this weird reality show the 2 girls were dressed like Marie Antoniette as they headed for a Paris guillotine.

When the 2 Marie's are led to Paris, the poor heiress looked all stressed out. Then Paris said "This is too hard. I can't do this right noow. It's just not the right time. Sorry."

Paris then stormed off.

"What just happened?" Vanessa asks. "I don't know," Brittany replied.

The storming off was all an act. Who knew Paris could act? When we came back from the commercials Paris tells us she "couldn't have the finale in the same old way. I planned something that's different."

So, the 2 girls are given a limo and a mask. One ends up at a big masquerade party. The other is led to a room where she reads a bye bye letter.

"Life without Paris is going to be so boring," laments Vanessa. Sobbing. "I'm just real upset."

Paris acted as if she was not going to choose anyone to be her New BFF.

And then in words that made no sense, Paris said, to Brittany, "The truth is you won't be joining me in my life."

And then there was a long long pause after which Paris said, "But, I hope you'll join me for our life together because you're my new BFF. Are you ready for a crazy life?"

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Paris Hilton's My New BFF

I've already admitted I am a fan of Train Wreck TV. I'm also embarrassed to admit I'm sort of a fan of Paris Hilton. I find her amusing. I thought her first TV show was funny, that being the Simple Life. That's the one where Paris and her former Best Friend Forever, Nichole Richie left Beverly Hills to live and work on a farm in, if I remember right, Arkansas.

There were several various permutations of the Simple Life over the next few years, the only one that slightly amused me was when Paris and Nichole were feuding due to Nichole embarrassing Paris by showing an infamous video of Paris during a party.

And now Paris has a new show, this time on MTV. It is yet one more of those spawns of the ABC The Bachelor type things where one by one people are rejected until there is only one, uh, winner.

I've only seen a little bit of Miss Hilton's search for a new BFF. It can be pretty funny. Paris puts her potential new BFFs through weird challenges to test if they are up to the strenous task of being her friend.

Like the 7 remaining girls had to do this 7 Minutes in Heaven thing I'd never heard of before. Supposedly this is a party game where you go in a closet and make out with a stranger for 7 minutes. Oh, yeah, that sounds fun. So, Paris tells the girls that a famous rapper is in the 'closet' and that she'll be watching how they do with the notorious womanizer.

So, one by one the girls go in, Paris watching via video link. Most of the girls acted all proper, one or two acted, well, skanky. The guy introduced himself as "Max Nasty" or something like that. I recognized him as a former MTV VJ named Simon Rex who got notorious due to having made some X-rated videos. All these celebs who make X-rated videos must be in some sort of club.

On another episode Paris took 4 of the potential BFFs to Tokyo. That was interesting. Paris actually comes across as being quite nice. Of course she could be acting. But I don't think she knows how to do that.

Another episode I saw Paris take one of the girls for a sleepover at her house. Paris has a real nice real big house. When Paris showed the girl her kitchen Paris asked the girl if she liked to cook. The girl said she didn't know how to cook. Paris said she loved to cook. Then Paris suggested she cook them dinner. I sat there thinking, wow, I'm impressed, Paris Hilton can cook for herself.

And then I saw what she cooked.

Cooking consisted of taking frozen waffles out of the freezer and putting them in the toaster. And opening a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Yes, dinner was waffles and macaroni and cheese.

Paris, if you are reading this, I'm willing to be your new BFF. I'll show you how to cook. And I have a video camera with remote control and I know how to use it.