Is Justin Bieber a Baby Daddy? Now With Photo Documentation

On the cover of the latest Star tabloid is the first published photo of the woman who alleges herself to be Justin Bieber's baby mama. In the photo you also get to see the 3 month old baby the baby mama alleges was conceived in a 30 second tryst in Los Angeles in a backstage restroom in Staples Arena, after Justin Bieber had completed a concert.

At the time of this alleged tryst, (which Justin's co-tryster claims Justin told her would be the first time he'd trysted, sharing that information with the soon to be baby mama, Mariah Yater, before refusing to use any baby prevention device, like a condom, because she claimed Justin wanted this first time experience to be experienced in all its natural glory), Justin was only 16, with his partner in trysting being an older woman of 19.

The alleged mother of Justin Bieber's alleged first child filed papers in court on October 31 claiming that Bieber is the father of her baby.

Supposedly, this woman claiming to have trysted with the underage Bieber could open her up to a statutory rape investigation, should it prove to be true that Justin Bieber is the father.

Someone representing Justin Bieber issued a statement in his behalf...

While we haven’t yet seen THE LAWSUIT, it’s sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, AND demonstrably false claims. We WILL VIGOROUSLY PURSUE all available legal remedies to DEFEND AND protect Justin against THESE ALLEGATIONS.

I find it really hard to believe that a 16 year old Justin Bieber did this particular deed. If paternity tests find that Bieber is the baby daddy I will be authentically shocked. Sort of.