Tuesday, June 30, 2009

ABC's The Bachelorette: Jake Confronts Wes, Ed Comes Back, Jesse & Michael Go Home

I think the current slang term that describes the guy on the left, he being Wes from the current version of ABC's The Bachelorette, is douchebag. I don't know if a woman can be a douchebag or not. If one can, I'm starting to think this Canadian Jillian woman may qualify.

Part of the entertainment factor for me with a show like The Bachelorette is the absurdity factor. Hunting for a husband on a TV show and calling it a "process" as if it's been designed by some sort of mating expert.

Last night's visits to the hometowns of the remaining boys was sort of entertaining. Kiptyn's parents putting Jillian through a weird wine/food test was strange. If that's how they act when trying to make a good impression, what must they be like at other times?

Wes, the guy with the girl friend, who this episode we learned is named Laurel, well, his mom and sisters were certainly different. I think the mom was actually an old cougar girlfriend and the sisters were ex-girl friends. Or maybe one of them was Laurel. They are all in on the Wes plan to use The Bachelorette to launch his superstar music career.

And then there was Michael. We learned he has an identical twin. I've always found something creepy about identical twins. This was no exception.

Reid's family left no lasting memory. Jesse the winemaker's family seemed okay. Were they the ones who roped off the hot tub with crime scene tape?

And then we had the return of the scrappy little airplane pilot, Jake. He knocks on Jillian's door to her great surprise. Yet the TV crew was there ready to film. How surprised could she have been? Jake rather awkwardly told Jillian that Wes has a girlfriend. I think he may have used the "he's here for the wrong reasons" verbiage again. It appeared that it had registered with, what increasingly seems a simple-minded Jillian, that some were of the opinion that Wes was on the show to help his singing. Jillian did not seem to mind this. Why? Well, he could do that and still "be here for the right reasons."

Jake left after delivering his blow. Then Wes showed up. Jillian mildly confronted him. Wes talked a good line. He is a smooth talking douchebag. Then Jillian called Jake and asked him to return. The whole thing started to seem increasingly scripted. Jake showed up, confronted Wes, with Wes accusing Jake of making up stuff because he got the boot, I mean, didn't get a rose.

In the end, Jillian chose to believe Wes.

Oh, I forgot. The return of Ed. He left a few days prior, due to his boss demanding he get back to work. Jillain was quite upset when Ed left. She thought Ed was "there for the right reasons." Apparently Ed decided the pursuit of Jillian was more important than his job.

So, Ed got one of the coveted roses, while Michael and Jesse did not. Michael was quite upset. He seems younger than 25.

I don't know if next week is the episode were Jillian takes each of the remaining boys back to her Fantasy Suite to test how well they perform their potential husbandly duties, or not. We did not see the preview, this week, of Reid seeming to have some functionality issues in the Fantasy Suite, with Jillian stricken because she was really looking forward to giving Reid a tryout.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Nielsen Rating's Top 20 June 15 - 21

The Nielsen Rating's Top 20 TV Shows for June 15 - 21. The first number is the ranking, the second number is the season average, then the show name and network. The last number represents the number of viewers in millions. An asterisk * indicates a tie.

Rank Season average Show name Network Viewers in millions
1.
5
NCIS (Tuesday) CBS 10.4
2.
10
Two and a Half Men CBS 10.2
3.
26
The Mentalist (Tuesday) CBS 10.1
4.
5
CSI CBS 9.7
5.
8
The Mentalist (Thursday) CBS 9.0
6.
43
So You Think You Can Dance (Wednesday) Fox 8.5
7.
36
Big Bang Theory (Monday) CBS 8.4
8.
11
60 Minutes CBS 8.3
*
14
CSI: Miami CBS 8.3
10.
11
Criminal Minds CBS 8.0
*
43
So You Think You Can Dance (Thursday) Fox 8.0
*.
50
Wipeout ABC 8.0
13.
16
CSI: NY CBS 7.8
14.
x
NCIS (Thursday) CBS 7.6
15.
59
48 Hours Mystery CBS 7.2
16.
23
Cold Case CBS 6.8
*
66
The Bachelorette ABC 6.8
18.
x
Without a Trace CBS 6.7
19.
59
Million Dollar Password CBS 6.3
20.
x
Big Bang Theory (Monday) CBS 6.0

Monday, June 22, 2009

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! Janice Dickinson & Holly Montag Get Booted, Stephen Baldwin Quits

My TV viewing has really dwindled down to practically nothing. Which makes it a bit hard to be writing a TV Blog. I have found myself watching a lot of cable news the past few days. And The Military Channel.

I record I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!, which makes for a lot of fast forwarding. Somehow I accidentally erased last Thursday's show, where Holly Montag and Janice Dickinson got voted out of the jungle.

I later was able to rectify that error, via MTV, and have now seen Janice leave the jungle. She took it well. I imagine it was a relief. Earlier in the episode we saw her run into the jungle when she freaked out during a food challenge that involved swimming with crocodiles. A situation with which I am very familiar.

That is Stephen Baldwin in the tank with the crocodiles, in the photo above, trying to find one of 3 stars, so that he can eat pizza. But Lou Diamond Phillips, Sanjaya and Patty Blagojevich found the pizza stars, leaving Stephen Baldwin pizza-free and hungry.

I don't know if the lack of pizza is what caused Baldwin to walk off the show. Or maybe he had been told that his Rockland County, New York home had been foreclosed upon and set to be publicly auctioned. Court filings revealed that Stephen and his wife, Kennya, had defaulted on over $800,000 in mortgage payments.

It wasn't like staying on the show and winning was going to get Baldwin some huge cash prize that he could use to save the farm. He must have known of the impending foreclosure before he went to Costa Rica a couple weeks ago. So, I don't see why the foreclosure would cause the sudden escape. It almost makes tonight's show possibly mildly interesting to find out. If I remember to watch.

Baldwin seemed to be enjoying himself. I found him extremely annoying, and not in an entertaining way. He seems to be one of those people who think they have a hilarious sense of humor. But aren't even remotely funny when they are trying to be. He was not intending to be, but Baldwin was funny doing his Jesus shtick, particularly when he was so excited when he thought he had Janice Dickinson on a path to the Lord.

What is it with the Baldwin boys that they all chunk up so big when they get out of their 20s? I guess I don't know if William Baldwin has chunked up. Being fat is never an improvement for anyone, but some seem to handle girth better than others. Stephen is one of those for whom fat is not his friend. Nor are all those tattoos on his porky skin.

Just a few minutes ago I saw a photo of Ryan O'Neal. He's another actor who let himself go. He's in the news today due to announcing that he and Farrah Fawcett are getting married as soon as she gets out of her latest hospital stay and is strong enough to say "I do." O'Neal is also trying to get his son, Redmond, out of jail, so that he can see his mom. Farrah must be in really bad shape. She has always been one of my favorite celebrities. Ryan O'Neal and Farrah would have been fun to watch on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Bachelorette: Ed Gone ED In The Previews

My TV viewing has really dwindled. I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! wore out its welcome, not that it really was all that welcome. I don't even understand that show. Only 2 people have been kicked out, in addition to the 2 who walked off, leaving at least 9 of the so-called celebrities still in the Costa Rican jungle. And somehow, supposedly, that show ends next Monday. I don't get it. Maybe I was not paying close enough attention.

As for ABC's The Bachelorettte, it sort of has also worn out its welcome. I found Girl Friend Gate to be amusing. But I am really tired of hearing the phrase "here for the right reason." The right reason seems real clear to me. Which is to have fun being on a TV show, doing fun stuff and pretending that you're smitten with someone you've just barely met.

I got around to fast forwarding through Monday's episode during lunch. The Canadian mountain scenery was nice to see. It made me homesick, even though home was on the American side of the border, it still was the same type scenery.

The bachelor named Ed being given an ultimatum by his boss to either get back to work or be fired was a different twist. One would have thought real clear arrangements would have been made prior to flying to Hollywood to find a wife. Jillian wanted Ed to stay, she gave him a rose, he left anyway.

Ed leaving totally tore Jillian up, it was a major emotional upset. Which seemed odd to me. She seems to be quite friendly with almost all of the boys. So much kissing. I'm not a fan of the serial kissing.

Ed leaving and the previews of coming attractions were the highlights of this episode. I don't understand why, but in the previews, even though something like 8 guys are left, we fast forwarded to the part in this bizarre show where the hunter invites 3 of her prey back to her lair for a night in the Fantasy Suite. Now, there has always been a lot of speculation as to what really goes on in those Fantasy Suites.

It may be complete misdirection and tricky editing, but the previews made it appear that the guy named Reid made it into the Fantasy Suite, but the pressure got to him, with an attack of ED, which left Jillian very frustrated, because she was so looking forward to getting to know Reid in the Biblical sense.

I know I'm gonna be watching to see if they are really going to go there on this totally bizarre, yet, at times, disturbingly entertaining TV train wreck. It also appeared that Wes, the slimeball singer from Austin, with all the girlfriends waiting for him back home, also gets to perform in a Fantasy Suite. By perform, I am sure I mean strum his guitar.

Nielsen Rating's Top 20 for June 8 - 14

The Nielsen Rating's Top 20 TV Shows for June 8 - 14. The first number is the ranking, the second number is the season average, then the show name and network. The last number represents the number of viewers in millions. An asterisk * indicates a tie.

Rank Season average Show name Network Viewers in millions
1.
X
NBA Finals Game 4 ABC 16.0
2.
X
NBA Finals Game 3 ABC 14.2
*
X
NBA Finals Game 5 ABC 14.2
4.
X
NBA Trophy Presentation ABC 13.5
5.
20
The Mentalist (Tuesday) CBS 11.6
6.
5
NCIS CBS 11.1
7.
9
Two and a Half Men CBS 9.5
8.
8
The Mentalist (Thursday) CBS 8.9
9.
50
48 Hours Mystery CBS 8.8
10.
5
CSI CBS 8.7
*
44
So You Think You Can Dance (Wednesday) Fox 8.7
12.
44
So You Think You Can Dance (Thursday) Fox 8.6
13.
50
Wipeout ABC 8.5
14.
11
Criminal Minds CBS 8.3
15.
14
CSI: Miami CBS 8.2
16.
16
CSI: NY CBS 8.0
*
X
Stanley Cup Game 7 NBC 8.0
18.
37
The Big Bang Theory CBS 7.8
19.
11
60 Minutes CBS 7.6
20.
63
The Bachelorette ABC 7.2

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Chastity Bono Is Becoming A Man

I was peacefully minding my own business, reading FOX NEWS online, when I saw the surprising headline that Chastity Bono is changing from a woman to a man.

I remember when she was such a cute little girl. Sonny & Cher would have her do little bits on the Sonny & Cher Show.

Then I saw Chastity on Celebrity Fit Club. She was no longer a cute little girl. But she was very likable. I was rooting for her to get in shape and lose weight.

Chastity is now 40. Chastity began the process of becoming a man before her birthday.

Now, there are some things I really don't want to, or need to, know the details of, but, I do know how modern medicine goes about changing a man to a woman. That's sort of a subtraction type operation. But to become a man, you're going to need one very special addition. In addition to a lot of hormones.

I know I could Google for details of how this addition is made, but I think I prefer to remain where I am now, perfectly content in my blissful ignorance.

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!---Janice Dickinson the Food Thief & Sanjaya The Bug Bitten Jungle Boy

I don't know what it was about Wednesday night's episode of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! but it cracked me up more than once. Maybe I was worn out and in the mood to laugh due to the BIG STORM that had the first hour of the Jungle Inmates being pre-empted by weather reporting.

Janice Dickinson's antics were the source of most of what made me laugh. The constant "I'm ailing" act. The urinating in camp, getting caught on camera doing so, and then acting all outraged that anyone would do such a thing.

The Baldwin boys putting the fake rat in Janice's stuff. Janice then not reacting when she found it, but vowing to get even.

Janice eating more than her fair share of the food, then vowing to stop eating, then energetically stealing and quickly eating one of the granola bars her teammates had won in a luxury challenge, throwing the wrapper on the jungle floor, to be discovered later, I am sure.

Janice plucking her eyebrows, while looking in a makeup mirror, was also amusing, due to how she always looks like she's covered in grease whenever she's doing a confessional moment. It's like those eyebrows should be the least of her worries.

The bug bites on these people is starting to be disturbing, with Sanjaya's looking the worst. I know it's fun seeing celebrities tortured like this, but that only works for torturing celebs like the Baldwins, the Pratts or Janice Dickinson. Torturing nice guy Sanjaya, with bug bites, is just cruel and unusual punishment.

Sanjaya's story of realizing he was now the man of his family, at a very young age, after his grandpa died, and being sent to paint his grandma's house, and then breaking down in tears, well, I've always liked the Sanjaya kid. Now, I want something real good for him to come out of this ridiculous experience.

As for Janice Dickinson. She is reality TV gold. The woman always delivers. She should win an Emmy.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Nielsen Rating's Top 20 for June 1 - June 7

The Nielsen Rating's Top 20 TV Shows for June 1 - June 7. The first number is the ranking, the second number is the season average, then the show name and network. The last number represents the number of viewers in millions. An asterisk * indicates a tie.

Rank Show name Network Viewers in millions
1.

NBA Finals Game 2 ABC 14.1
2.

NBA Finals Game 1 ABC 13.0
3.

Law & Order: SVU NBC 11.6
4.

NCIS CBS 11.3
5.

The Mentalist (Tuesday) CBS 10.9
6.

Two and a Half Men CBS 10.1
7.

Obama White House Pt. 1 NBC 9.2
8.

Obama White House Pt. 2 NBC 9.0
9.

60 Minutes CBS 8.9
*
Law & Order NBC 8.9
*
So You Think You Can Dance (Wednesday) Fox 8.9
12.
Criminal Minds CBS 8.6
13.
CSI: Miami CBS 8.5
*
The Mentalist (Thursday) CBS 8.5
15.
Wipeout ABC 8.4
16.
Rules of Engagement CBS 8.3
17.
So You Think You Can Dance (Thursday) Fox 8.2
18.
CSI CBS 7.9
19.
CSI: NY CBS 7.8
20.
48 Hours Mystery CBS 7.7