Monday, August 31, 2009

Macaulay Culkin Is Michael Jackson's Latest Baby Daddy

Michael Jackson is a gift that keeps on giving.

One of the U.K.'s tabloids, The Sun, is reporting that sources close to Michael Jackson are sure that Jackson's 7 year old offspring, Blanket, is the result of a meeting between Macaulay Culkin and a fertile egg.

The Sun's source claims Michael Jackson asked the Home Alone boy to supply baby-making material and "Mack never let him down...Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing."

Yikes!

Also, according to The Sun's blabbing source, "This isn't just chitter-chatter. Even Culkin suspects he's Blanket's father."

Well, if Macaulay donated the goods, why would he not suspect he's the father? Surely he knows what the goods were good for and he knew a baby was born.

Others are also claiming to be Michael Jackson's baby daddy. There's Dr. Arnold Klein and the child star from Oliver!, now all grown up, Mark Lester, who was friends with Michael Jackson.

Why is some DNA testing not done so we can settle this serious issue?

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