Heidi Montag Is Not Miss Universe, Miss Venezuela Is

I had no idea who Heidi Montag or her husband, Spencer Pratt, were before they showed their bratty, pseudo-Christian selves on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Heidi Montag and her husband are on a MTV reality show called The Hills that I've never seen.

Lately Heidi Montag had some fresh notoriety due to appearing in that very Christian magazine called Playboy. Heidi's photos tastefully never got out of PG-13 territory, due to the artful placement of mud.

I do not find Heidi Montag at all attractive. It's mostly her personality that makes her unattractive. Her sister, Holly, on the other hand, is very attractive.

Heidi Montag got people talking, again, last night, well, at least those few who watched The Miss Universe Pageant. In addition to being an Oscar-worthy actress and a Playboy worthy naked girl, Heidi is now a singer, with a single called "Body Language" which she sang at The Miss Universe Pageant.

Heidi walked on stage wearing flesh-colored pants with a black jacket covering her upper regions, which she soon removed to reveal an equally flesh-colored bra. Heidi then proceeded to lip sync her song along with what I guess were supposed to be sexy moves worthy of a song called "Body Language." Unfortunately, Heidi's body does not move all that well in dance mode, as you can sort of tell in the photo at the top.

So, that was the highlight of The Miss Universe Pageant, Heidi Montag causing me to cringe yet again. Oh, and Miss Venezuela won again. Last year's Venezuelan Miss Universe, Dayna Mendoza, passed the coveted crown to the latest Venezuelan Miss Universe, Sefania Fernandez Krupij.