Monday, May 4, 2009

The Real Housewives of New York City Season 2: Kelly Comments

I can't get the latest weirdness of that awful Kelly creature from The Real Housewives of New York City out of my mind. Her behavior is just way too deja vu to me, reminding me way too much of a ex-friend up in Tacoma who's thinking is similarly distorted. They don't look alike though, with my ex-friend being hugely obese, with no one suspecting she might be an ex-beauty queen.

So, I was looking to see if Kelly is behind bars yet for giving boyfriend/fiance' Nick Stefanov a big black eye and a huge blood-gushing gash on his cheek. After stumbling to the police station to report the assualt which led to Kelly being charged, Stevfanov high tailed it out of NYC to his hometown of Pittsburgh due to being embarrassed to be seen in New York all battered and bruised.

The boyfriend beater and Stefanov had been together for 4 years, with him acting as a father to Kelly's kids, taking them to school activities and other dad role type things. I have no clue how that Max the Argentinian guy fits into this soap opera.

The boyfriend is only 30, ten years younger than Kelly.

I found a lot of funny comments in various forums, about the show, but mostly about Kelly. There is a lot of talk about her looking like a man. I don't know if the above is the actual mug shot arrest paperwork. But it shows Kelly to be a male. And not the 6 feet tall she claims, but 5 feet 10.

And now some comments.....

Why are these poor demented people so desperate to be in the news?? The only two decent ones are Jill and Bethenny -- the rest are just bizarre ...

You have bug-eyed Ramona - don't her eyes remind you of that runaway bride who had her eyes altered to always look abnormally wide open? And her insults -- she calls it like she sees it? No hon, you're just one wacko mean witch.

Then you have zeee Countess Luann who keeps trying to make believe she comes to New York via France and that marrying a count means she has class - and that fake smile -- ewwww -- as 'we say in France' and 'bonjour'??? give it a break sweetie -- be who you are and people would respect you more! You probably grew up waitressing as a teen in Connecticut not the family place in Nice. And yes you did mean "are they retouching' in a vicious way -- my sweet. She wasn't ultra-sensitive - she just called you out on your viciousness.

Then there's scarecrow Alex - for the love of God would someone please give her a sandwich - not attractive, really not attractive at all to see bones jutting out with skin hanging off - ewwww. There's thin and then there's the unattractive skelly look. Simon - hon - pink jeans and pink loafers are great - if you are a 12 year old tween or if you're headed to Fire Island. And children need manners - yes, they need education and books - but they also must have manners. They will get nowhere without knowing how to behave and to have manners.
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Kelly is an egotistical jerk. Bethenny is my favorite NY "housewife", though Jill comes in a close second. The Countess LuAnn will not be a Countess much longer since the Count dumped her via email for an Ethiopian woman. The biggest concern LuAnn's publicist seems to have is whether or not Luann can still use the title of Countess on her new book. Ramona is just nasty - a true mean girl, who is a total hypocrite. Simon and Alex act overly pretentious because that's all they have - no money compared to the rest of the group - and no real social standing which they seem to crave desperately. All it adds up to is one heck of a fun show to watch. I'm looking forward to The Real Housewives of New Jersey!
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Kelly is a raging idiot. Zero brains there. NO. ONE. CARES. Get off the show, get off the blow and she's too old to be hitting anything other than the gym. I feel sorry for her. Pathetic.
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I think all can agree after seeing how Kelly can really lose it, that it is not hard to imagine her going all Rambo on some poor guy who dared question her about something.
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Kelly is such a gift ... every time she opens her mouth I know I'll be entertained by her stupidity. And now this... the 'hits' just keep coming!
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The Housewives of NY are much more interesting than the other "Housewives of..." Kelly though is NOT interesting, except to say that she seems a bit psychotic and sophomoric; besides contorting the truth with regards to Bethenny. Kelly really came off as a lunatic with little self-esteem.

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