Monday, December 12, 2011

Jennifer Anniston is Obviously the Most Beautiful Hottest Sexiest Woman the World has Ever Known

I can not tell you how pleased I was this past week when Jennifer Anniston was finally recognized as the "Hottest, Sexiest, Most Beautiful, Most Wonderful, Kindest Woman Ever To Grace Planet Earth Going Back to the Dawn of Time When God Supposedly Created Eve."

It was Men's Health Magazine that finally stepped up and said out loud what all of  us were thinking, dubbing the former Mrs. Brad Pitt the "#1 Hottest Woman of All Time."

Hotter than Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe, Angelina Jolie, Raquel Welch, Audrey Hepburn, Natalie Wood, Jean Harlow, Brigitte Bardot, Cleopatra, Jane Russell, Katharine Hepburn, Courtney Cox, Sophia Loren, Grace Kelly, Lauren Bacall, Jennifer Lopez.

And my personal favorite, Myrna Loy, back in the early Thin Man movies.

Now that Jennifer Anniston has been acknowledged as the Hottest Woman the World has Ever Known will she finally be able to snag herself a husband? And keep him? Will Ms. Anniston now get better movie roles and perhaps that long deserved Academy Award for Best Actress?

Only time will tell.

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