Jennifer Anniston is Obviously the Most Beautiful Hottest Sexiest Woman the World has Ever Known

I can not tell you how pleased I was this past week when Jennifer Anniston was finally recognized as the "Hottest, Sexiest, Most Beautiful, Most Wonderful, Kindest Woman Ever To Grace Planet Earth Going Back to the Dawn of Time When God Supposedly Created Eve."

It was Men's Health Magazine that finally stepped up and said out loud what all of  us were thinking, dubbing the former Mrs. Brad Pitt the "#1 Hottest Woman of All Time."

Hotter than Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe, Angelina Jolie, Raquel Welch, Audrey Hepburn, Natalie Wood, Jean Harlow, Brigitte Bardot, Cleopatra, Jane Russell, Katharine Hepburn, Courtney Cox, Sophia Loren, Grace Kelly, Lauren Bacall, Jennifer Lopez.

And my personal favorite, Myrna Loy, back in the early Thin Man movies.

Now that Jennifer Anniston has been acknowledged as the Hottest Woman the World has Ever Known will she finally be able to snag herself a husband? And keep him? Will Ms. Anniston now get better movie roles and perhaps that long deserved Academy Award for Best Actress?

Only time will tell.

Jennifer Anniston Baby & 2009 Wet T-Shirt Calendar Poses

Jennifer Anniston, she of Friends and Brad Pitt and John Mayer fame, is making a little news today. Apparently there have been a lot of rumors floating about that the former Mrs. Pitt is pregnant via John Mayer.

The rumors mostly have Jennifer having twins. Jennifer denied the rumors on a recent Oprah.

So, the only twins in Jennifer's present moment are the other reason she's making news today. She has posed provocatively in a new calendar that leaves just a little to the imagination.

I believe I have seen this part of Miss Anniston's anatomy before, but I can't remember where.