Real Housewives of New York City's Kelly Killoren Bensimon Hot or Not Naked in Playboy?

I have yet to see the photos from Real New York Housewife Kelly Bensimon's Playboy layout.

I know they exist because the photos have been referenced on various episodes of The Real Housewives of New York City.

We saw Kelly at the photo shoot. She has talked about the photos. Simon has talked about the photos. Last week we saw Kelly get interviewed for Playboy about the photos.

Kelly seems quite pleased to think that the general population longs to see what she looks like naked.

I had never heard of Kelly Besimon before she showed up on the 2nd season of RHNYC. It made sense to me when Kelly was acting all uppity about not letting her name be used on a charity deal, for the person sitting next to Bethenny to ask Bethenny, "Who is she?" To which Bethenny replied, funnily, and on target, "Apparently, Madonna." Which to this day, apparently, Kelly does not understand, as it was brought up again last week.

So, where are the Kelly Playboy photos on the Internet? No amount of Googling turns up a naked Kelly. All I can find is the Kelly Playboy cover over and over again.

It's very perplexing. Not that I'm all that eager to see Kelly sans clothes, which puts me in the majority of other males, judging from the Hot or Not poll referenced in the Kelly bikini photos above.

48% of Males Say Hot, 52% Say Not. Of the Females, 17% Say Hot, 83% Say Not.