The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Phaedra Has a Baby While Kim is Rumored to Be Having a Baby

You are looking at Kim Zolciak and Lee Najjar, also known as Big Poppa, he being the married man who keeps, or used to keep, kept woman Kim in the style to which she has grown accustomed.

Last week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta we saw Kim hook up with an Atlanta Falcon's Quarterback with a big butt named Kroy Biermann.

I did not see it, but I read that on Watch What Happens Live Andy Cohen asked Kim, who was drinking tea, not wine, if the rumors were true about Kim being heavy with child. Some say Kim answered in the affirmative, others indicate the answer was ambiguous. Still others claimed that Kim was looking heavy with child.

Again I did not see this particular episode of Watch What Happens Live. I think my DVR may have it recorded, though.

Now, what were the highlights of this week's episode of RHOA? Well, Kandi had a birthday party where Kim gave Kandi a wig that Kandi, and others, thought looked like a hooker wig.

In a way too long segment, NeNe got a job on Atlanta's Channel 11 TV station, working on some local TV show.

There was a lot of debate about Phaedra's outgoing baby and the short amount of time Phaedra claims the baby had been gestating. With Kim saying it takes 10 months to cook a baby. I'd not heard that medical term before.

If I understand the scandal correctly, Phaedra and Apollo have only been married 6 months, getting hitched soon after Apollo got out of prison. With Phaedra being hugely pregnant, the other housewives all agree there is no way she is only 6, or is it 7, months pregnant.

So, Kandi visits Phaedra in the hospital were labor is being induced, with Phaedra still acting like she has no idea how long she has been heavy with child. The doctor then matter of factly said Phaedra was in her 40th week.

Ooops. Phaedra's mother is there, who just moments before stated her abject disapproval of babies conceived out of wedlock.

Personally I don't get what the big deal is, but it is amusing to watch the ladies go on and on about Phaedra's mysterious pregnancy.

Induced labor did not work, so a Cesarean was needed. Phaedra was quite the drama queen during the process. And then the baby came out, with the doctor showing Phaedra her baby for the first time, with the first words the new born heard from his/her mama being "Ew Gross."

Later, when the baby was all cleaned up Phaedra opined that it looked Chinese and then said she was fairly sure it was her baby because there were no Chinese people in the room. Or something like that.

Back to Kim recent gossip. Supposedly the Big Poppa Sugar Daddy is in money trouble. With electricity in his buildings being turned off. A mall which Lee Najjar owns owes more than $200,000 in overdue power bills, according to Georgia Power officials. Atlanta's Channel 2 Action News also reported that Najjar is behind on his water bill and owes three year's worth of back property taxes totalling $250,000.

This all makes Kim's garage sale make sense. And hooking up with the new Football Quarterback Sugar Daddy with the big butt.

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Sheree's Bad Ballroom Dancing with Kim's Big Butted Boyfriend Atlanta Falcon Quarterback Kroy Biermann

Sunday night's was another amusing episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Though I did begin to bore during Cynthia's wedding dress shopping. But even that provided a moment of bizarre, with Cynthia saying how close she and her mother are. And then it coming as a revelation, at the wedding dress store, that Cynthia's mom was pregnant with Cynthia when she quickly married Cynthia's soon gone father, at 18 years old.

Phaedra put on a good show of crazy whilst packing for the induced birth of her baby. Phaedra is HUGELY pregnant, yet clinging to the story that she is 6, or is it 7, months along. Apparently, next week the truth comes out about Phaedra's pregnancy, a moment that drives Dwight to ask for another drink.

Sheree was in fine form. She got herself a new Aston Martin sports car. You know, the type James Bond drives. They cost a lot. Sheree got this car because she is now at a place where she feels like pampering herself. Unlike last week. This Aston Martin is the car that it is believed was repossessed, in rumors that swirled around the Internet awhile back.

Sheree somehow decided it was a good idea to agree to dance in an Atlanta Dancing with the Stars charity event. Sheree had a target of $5,000 to raise for the charity.

Before I get to Sheree's dancing, let's go visit Kim Zolciak. We had the big reveal of Kim's youngest daughter's re-decorated bedroom. Kim claimed she spent over $60,000 on this. Kim's older daughter was jealous, claiming her room had a little girl look to it too. We then learn that the older daughter has a 2,000 square foot apartment upstairs with multiple rooms.

Those Kim kids are going to be such messed up adults.

And then we saw Kim's newly decorated office. Seldom have I observed someone with such horrible taste. Very tacky. With pictures of herself decorating all the walls.

Now let's go back to the charity dancing deal. We saw Sheree in training. That was painful to watch. We heard Sheree being totally delusional about her dancing. She arrived for the big dance with hair dresser/singer Laurence in tow. When booted out of the "dressing room" Sheree turned the women's public restroom into her dressing room, which caused NeNe to make a very funny snarky remark, which I've now forgotten.

All the Housewives arrive, except for Phaedra, at least I am not remembering her being there. NeNe drug Greg along. Greg was not happy. Sheree claimed she paid $1,500 for the Housewive's table. The Housewives got food and drink at that table. When it came time for the Housewives to vote with dollars, as in make a contribution to the charity cause, NeNe insisted they each give $20. Kandi was horrified at the cheapness, but went along with it. Sheree was expecting them to each donate a couple hundred bucks.

Then the dancing started. At one point a quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, Kroy Biermann, danced. Kim went nuts over the guy's big butt. Kim declared this the best butt she'd ever seen on a white guy. More on the guy with the big butt, later.

Back to Sheree dancing. It was awful. Really bad. Like a parody of someone trying to be sexy. Cut to the Housewives in confessionals. Kandi can't suppress a yawn, NeNe laughs, Kim is perplexed. Like I said it was really bad. But the judge gave NeNe a 9

However, the guy with the big butt was the winner, to which Kim remarked how could you not give to him, what with that big butt.

After it was over Kim met up with the quarterback, told him how much she admired his big butt. Asked if she could see it again. He obliged. They exchanged contact information.

That is Kim and the big butted quarterback, above. Apparently this is the guy with whom it was rumored Kim  became pregnant. Rumors vehemently denied. Kroy's teammates apparently tease him about dating Kim, whom they refer to as a "gold-digging cougar."

Kim is, supposedly, only 32. That is too young to be a cougar. You have to be 40 to be a cougar. NeNe could be a cougar.

On her Bravo Blog last week Kim said we'd be meeting someone special on this week's episode. I assumed it was going to be Big Poppa, not some football quarterback with a big butt.

And how does Big Poppa keep footing Kim's extravagant lifestyle when she is seen out on the town with a young guy with a big butt? If I were Big Poppa I would be jealous. Then again, if I were Big Poppa, I'd find a better place to waste my money than Kim Zolciak.

Although, I have to admit, Kim looks like she'd be fun to have fun with. I just would not want to be spending any money on her.

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Trips, Alter Ego Debuts, Along With Tardy For the Party

It probably would have worked out better for Kim if she'd been Tardy for the Alter Ego Party. Maybe she would have not tripped on cobblestones, doing a lot of damage to her ankle, legs and shoes. In no particular order.

This week's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta made up for last week's snoozy episode.

We see Kim arrive at Kandi's house, not realizing Kandi has a studio, where she has pretty much got Kim's Tardy for the Party song ready to go. Just needing Kim's fine vocals to finish the job.

But, Kim did not want to sing. This perplexed Kandi. Eventually Kandi cut through Kim's defenses to realize Kim was scared, due to the last time she sang in front of actual professionals it did not go well. After a bit of positive encouragement, Kim agreed to sing. To my tone deaf ears, Kim's singing seemed much better than the last time we heard her warble so unfortunately.

After Kim heard how good Kandi's pop version of Kim's country song was, Kim decided she really did not need NeNe to be part of Kim's eminent pop stardom. After last season's brouhaha over Kim finding out that NeNe had mocked Kim's singing career aspirations, I don't know why Kim would have wanted NeNe to be part of Kim's rise to Madonna status.

Next up was the big reveal of those boring Alter Ego photos that were taken last week. This took place at a big party with all of the Atlanta elite in attendance. End the end the photos were quite striking when finally revealed, particularly Kandi's.

But, before the Big Reveal there was an accident. Kim tripped on some cobblestones, crashing to the ground, twisting her ankle, gashing several large cuts, that had a lot of blood gushing.

Kim was carried to her car where first aid and ice were administered. The party moved outside to watch the Kim drama. The other housewives were very unsympathetic and treated Kim's obvious real bad injury as some sort of manipulative ploy by Kim to get attention.

Kim did have some really good timing with the entire ankle debacle. When all the housewives were gathered near, along with the rest of the party, Kim asked Sheree if she'd like to hear Tardy for the Party. Kim then instructed someone to hit the play button. Kim then lit up a very self-satisfied cigarette as the music started up, to looks of amazement on the faces of those who had belittled Kim's singing aspirations.

All the housewives, except, I think, Lisa, were quite complimentary of Kim's song. At this point in time NeNe does not realize she is not going to be part of the final product. We saw in next week's previews that NeNe is quite upset at Kim for deciding to go solo.

I am finding that Kim and Kandi are becoming my favorite housewives. Lisa, Sheree and NeNe's constant Kim bashing gets real old, particularly when they do bashing much worse than the backstabbing bashing they are constantly accusing Kim of.

One more thing, that Dwight really is such a pompous ass. Have we seen anything that validates his extremely inflated self-image?