Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin & Mark Ballas Dirty Dancing With Jennifer Grey In More Pain

The Hollywood rumormongers are mongering rumors about the possibility that Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas have become an item off the dance floor.

On the left, that is a picture of the couple leaving, I think, Bristol's apartment.

I'm sure these rumors are somewhat fueled by the unseemly fondling and kissing Mark Ballas is seen lavishing on Bristol after they are done dancing on the live show.

This week on Dancing With The Stars, with the dancing taking place in the round, in what looked like more people watching than usual, and with Sarah Palin and husband Todd in attendance, daughter Bristol danced the Rumba with Mark Ballas.

I am pretty certain it was the Rumba. I get the dance names mixed up. Whatever the name, it's the dance that is described as the vertical version of the horizontal version of whoopee making.

Bristol took Mark back to her apartment. We saw that during one of the fillers needed to fill the bloated 2 hours of live air time. Bristol's baby, Trip, was in the apartment. Trip's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston, was not in the apartment. Near as I could tell.

Bristol and Mark practiced some of their Rumba moves in front of the baby. It did not seem too unseemly.

I like Bristol. I'm amazed at how well she does these dances, with no prior experience. But those mean judges seem unduly critical of her.

And, with that extra time needing to be filled, an extremely silly post dance analysis thing was added in which a clip was shown showing something the judges judged was done badly, with the even worse than Samantha Harris, Brooke Burke, asking,, well, for instance, asking Bristol what she was thinking, when that particular expression we are seeing in the clip, was on her face. Bristol had no idea what to say, so Mark helped out by saying she was thinking what a hot hunk she was dancing with. I forgot to mention at the start of the Rumba Bristol ripped off Mark's shirt.

Mark has what appeared to be a garish tattoo on his back. I could not make out what the tattoo was. Between his buzz cut, scraggly weird beard, strange earrings and now this tattoo, Mark is starting to appear a bit odd to me.

And then there is Mark's dad. Corky Ballas. Corky is paired with that ancient lady, on loan from  Madame Tussuad's Wax Museum, Florence Henderson. Not wanting to go totally into an X-Rated Rumba, Corky and Florence had Mark and Florence's daughter come in and judge if their moves were appropriate or not.

Corky and Florence's Rumba did not seem as raunchy as Mark and Bristol's, what with Corky keeping his shirt on and not fondling Florence. Too much. But still. It seemed a tad unseemly.

And then there is Jennifer Grey, playing Mrs. Robinson to the young Derek Hough. Derek does not do too much kissing and fondling of Jennifer Grey. This relationship seems more wholesome, to me, than the Mark and Bristol coupling.

With Jennifer Grey, what is bugging me is the theme seems to be that each week we  learn of some new ailment that is wreaking havoc with her ability to dance. And then, miraculously, she comes out and WOWS everyone, with this week getting the first 10s, two of them, of the season. I think I should find Derek Hough annoying, but for some reason he amuses me.

Not as much as Maks though. He is one funny Ukrainian. And that Brandy girl he is dancing with grows on me. Their  filler, where Maks took Brandy out for a romantic dinner, so she'd be more in the mood to make love to him on the dance floor, was amusing, with Brandy finding fault with Maks' game.

I forgot about Mike Sorrentino. Known, for some reason, as "The Situation." I had no clue who he is or was. Now I know he is on an MTV show, something called Jersey Shore. And he is expected to make around $5 million this year. That is a little more than I am expected to make this year. I find him amusing and his seemingly sincere efforts to learn those silly dances is sort of charming. Those mean judges were way way too harsh with him. But he handled it well.

I don't care who is asked to leave the Ballroom tonight. One of the jocks would be good to go.

I am just a bit concerned that we are heading towards our first Dancing with the Stars baby.  History is known to repeat itself. And Mark Ballas has been quoted as saying he is a fan of Sarah Palin's. Levi Johnston was never a Sarah Palin fan, as far as I know. And I should know. Levi and I are quite close, us being mutual Twitter followers.

Levi Johnston Takes Back Apology To Grandma Sarah Palin While Running For Mayor of Wasilla

I don't know what Levi apologized to his baby, Tripp's, grandma, Sarah Palin, for. Apparently the apology took place in People Magazine with Levi now regretting apologizing.

I wonder if Levi regrets taking his clothes off for Playgirl Magazine? If I were he, I would.

I wonder if Levi and Kathy Griffin are back dating again, now that Levi and his baby mama, Bristol Palin have decided not to get married. Again.

Meanwhile, Levi has decided to run for Mayor of Wasilla, the same office Sarah Palin held before she became governor of Alaska for 2 years, before quitting.

A Reality TV Show is being pitched to the networks, starring Levi. It is called Loving Levi: Road to the Mayor's Office.

I am thinking a lot of high hilarity should ensue. Surely Bravo can find room for Levi's show? I'm sure Kathy Griffin will show up in Wasilla to campaign for Levi, taking her Life on the D List show with her.

Kathy Griffin Heartbroken Over Levi Johnston Engagement to Bristol Palin

When I read yesterday that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin are getting married my first thought was wondering how Kathy Griffin would handle this latest heartbreak.

Last week. Or was it the week before, I blogged about Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List's trip to Alaska, where Kathy spent some quality time with her young lover.

Apparently Levi and Bristol decided to get married a couple weeks ago. Bristol was a bit worried about telling her volatile mother the happy news.

Bristol is on her own, living in a condo in Anchorage, where Levi answered the door when reporters knocked on it. But, Levi claims he is not yet living with Bristol and their baby, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.

Sarah Palin's spokesperson issued a statement, on Sarah's behalf, that sort of gave her blessing, saying she and Todd "want what's best for their children and that Bristol believes in "redemption and forgiveness."

Supposedly Bristol blames Sarah for the breakup, telling People magazine that if her mom had not been a VP candidate that she and Levi would already be married and would never have split.

During the course of the bitter word battle between Sarah and Levi, his future mother-in-law mocked him as "Ricky Hollywood" and, referring to Levi's getting naked for Playgirl, said he was aspiring to have a career in porn.

Some reports say Bristol has told her mom she and Levi are getting married. Other reports say she has not. Apparently upon hearing the news, by whatever means, Levi's future father-in-law, Todd, took off with one of Bristol's sisters named after a tree, I think Aspen or Willow, and headed to Denali National Park to hopefully blow off steam.

Meanwhile, Levi Johnston continues to be the mature one in this mix, issuing the following statement, "Last year, after Bristol and I broke up, I was unhappy and a little angry. Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true. I have already privately apologized to Todd and Sarah. Since my statements were public, I owe it to the Palins to publicly apologize."

And then there is poor ol' lovelorn, loveworn, Kathy Griffin. This morning she has been pining her pain over losing Levi, on Twitter. I'll copy and paste a couple of Kathy's Twats...

kathygriffin Oh y did I trust my heart 2 a 19 yr old ice-fisherman/babydaddy from Wasila?Like Britney I'm putting myself on a 5150 psych hold BUY MY BOOK

kathygriffin She shares her heartbreak when she learns her lover, Levi, has gotten engaged http://fb.me/BByUkWEX

I hope Levi broke the news to Kathy before she was shocked by learning it by other means.

Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List: Beauty Pageants & Love Affair with Levi Johnston

Last week's episode of Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List, where Kathy and her mom were judges in an Ontario, California little girl beauty pageant, had me laughing more than I can remember laughing since I don't know when.

The little girl beauty queens and their moms were just so totally absurd, particularly the infant beauty queens. And then Kathy's commentary added to the bad case of the giggles.

And then Kathy put on some pageant outfits. More hilarity, added to by her mom finding some of it embarrassing.

This week Kathy took Team Griffin up to Alaska, to Anchorage for a show and to Wasilla to hook up with her 19 year old loverboy, Bristol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston.

Levi took Kathy to see the current Wasilla mayor, who refused to see her. But Kathy did get the mayor's copy of a Victoria's Secret catalog.

Then it was on to drop in on Sarah Palin, who was not home. So, Kathy left Sarah a note inviting Sarah and Todd to her show.

Levi then took Kathy ice fishing and snow mobiling. Kathy also got in some Iditarod type dog-sledding. Without Levi's help.

Kathy was a bit concerned that her Sarah Palin comic material might be offensive to Alaskans. Levi assured Kathy that there are plenty of Alaskans who are not Palin fans.

Levi and Kathy held a book signing at Borders. Kathy had the book. Levi was going to sign copies of the issue of Playgirl where he bared a lot of Levi. Borders would not let people buy a Playgirl and have it signed by Levi. But, a lot of boys and girls smuggled in a copy for Levi to sign.

Kathy had not seen Levi's Playgirl til she got to Alaska. Kathy looked at the pictures and said to Levi, "That is your bare ass there." Or something like that. To which Levi replied, "Don't act like you haven't seen it before."

Levi has a droll, slow sense of humor. I think he and Kathy make a great couple.

The episode ended with the show in Anchorage going well. Levi led Kathy on stage. Kathy then tested the Sarah waters, found them safe, and informed the audience that tonight Sarah is going down. I assume that means Sarah was about to provide a lot of comic fodder. But we didn't get to hear it.

Levi Johnston Interviewed about Sarah Palin on the Insider

Kathy Griffin gets in a question or two. I don't know who the others are asking the questions. Levi handles himself real well for a 19 year old kid from Alaska.

Apparently Todd Palin has a bad temper, or as Levi put it, "He's a bit of a hothead." But Todd does not beat Sarah. I think that's what Levi said.

With our modern world of 24 hours media, the Internet, blogging, Twitter, YouTube, cell phones, everyone having a video camera, you just can't aggravate someone and be sure they aren't going to strike back, using the modern means, which Levi is using quite well in his feud with his almost mother-in-law.

Levi Johnston Twitters Another Slap Back at Sarah Palin Over Palin's Upcoming Memoir's Attacks on Levi

You are looking at Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin back during better times when they were a bit more friendly with each than they are today.

This morning when I looked at Twitter I saw that overnight Levi was once more hitting back at his one time future mother-in-law.

That catalyst of Levi's latest Tweeting about Todd Palin's wife were details from Sarah's, what Levi called "tell-little" memoir, in which Sarah spends a lot of ink, apparently, on a vitriolic attack on Levi.

Levi Tweets umbrage over Sarah calling him a "bald face liar."

I'll copy some of Levi's Tweets from Twitter below...

"Sarah Palin who received a whopping $7 million advance - is using Going Rogue: An American Life to strike back at Levi Johnston."

"In her upcoming book, angry Sarah fires back, says the publishing insider."

"She defends her marriage to Todd, saying they are happy together."

"Palin's "tell-little" book whitewashes her controversial background and family life, according to the publishing source."

"If you think you're going to learn the down-and-dirty details of her rumored messy marriage, think again because you're wrong."

"Gov Sarah Palin's new memoir is nothing more than a vitriolic attack on Levi Johnston."

"It's also a renewed attack on me, calling me 'a liar' once again for all the claims i made against her after breaking up w/ Bristol."

"She writes that ima 'bald-face liar.' says im bitter at the breakup, and is trying to earn a fast buck at the ex-governor's expense."

"$50k per speech, Sarah could earn as much as $11 million for her memoirs. (Reuters) Alaska governor makes $125k annually."

There you have it, Levi Johnston's Twitter Tweeting slap back at Sarah Palin.

Levi Johnston is a Tweeting King

I tell you, when I first looked at Twitter I had no idea what use it was. Then I discovered there is amusement to be found in Twitterland.

Let's take the Twittering, I mean Tweeting, of Levi Johnston on Twitter.

Yesterday a Pistachio commercial came out with Levi eating one of the nuts.

So, Levi Tweeted, "Levi Johnston, America's favorite babydaddy, advocates putting his nuts to good use."

Levi also Tweeted, "Jay Leno's CHIN looks like my NUTS!!!"

And, "I told ya you would see my salty NUTS by the end of the year..."

Levi went out drinking at Mac's Sport Bar. The next morning Levi Tweeted, "any hangover cures????"

And then he Tweeted, "LMAO...sweaty sex is the best hangover cure...too bad I have no one to practice on. So aspirin & coke will do."

Levi has done several Tweets about his would-be mother-in-law, like this one, "remember Sarah P. wanted to adopt our kid and pass it on as hers in order to fulfill her abstinence nonsense rule..."

And, also about Sarah, "told ya' I was right about palin's resignation over a book deal $$$$$----I said it first back in JUNE & I was called a liar!!"

Levi was asked how much he got paid for taking his clothes off for Playgirl magazine, to which Levi Tweeted, "let's just say its the price of a house."

Regarding accusations that he is being used by the Democrats to embarrass Sarah Palin and the Republicans, Levi Tweeted, "And no. I am not being used by the democrats...I just opened my eyes."

I really like this gem of a Tweet from Levi. "In Roman Times Blonde people were considered dirty and infested with lice."

An interesting Tweeting from Levi about Lady Gaga, "Lady Gaga has the biggest ass I've seen on a white girl."

And finally, Levi makes an interesting allegation about David Letterman, Tweeting "I was pretty drunk, but I think Letterman had his way with me too (Levi's profanity edited), where's the line to cash in?"

Levi Johnston In Playgirl & Tweeting About Sarah Palin, Ryan Seacrest And More....

That is Levi Johnston standing next to Kathy Griffin. This is the background image on Levi Johnston's Twitter page. Levi Johnston is the Baby Daddy to Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol's baby boy.

Apparently Levi Johnston has been spending a lot of time in Los Angeles. And a couple months ago he spent enough time here in Dallas to learn it was HOT.

It has not gotten a lot of widespread press, that I've noticed, because I only came across it yesterday, but Levi Johnston has been feuding quite vociferously with Sarah Palin.

He claims Ms. Palin knew he and Bristol were doing the thing that could make him a Baby Daddy. That he lived in the Palin house. That Sarah Palin worked very hard to convince Levi to give up the baby, for Bristol to go into hiding, have the baby, with Sarah and Todd claiming the kid as their own.

I don't know how Sarah thought the logistics of that would make sense to anyone, since Sarah quite publicly had a baby soon before her daughter did. I guess she could have claimed she got pregnant again, immediately.

Levi claims there is a lot of fighting in the Palin household. That Sarah and Todd have a lot of differences. That the Palins treat his family like they are white trash. I forget what else I read.

And then I came upon Levi's Twitter page. Some of his Tweets had me thinking YIKES!

One thing. He's about to take off his clothes for PLAYGIRL. I thought PLAYGIRL was out of business, but apparently it is the hard copy version that has gone away, there is still an online version. Levi has been exercising like crazy to look good without his clothes.

I'll copy and paste some of Levi's interesting Tweets, below. Be warned, Levi likes using the F-Word. I don't...

Tweeting about Sarah auctioning off a dinner with her on Ebay...

ebay Private Dinner for Five with Sarah Palin going' for 36k??? and you have to pay for the dinner itself as well ??

About PLAYGIRL...

just would like to clear some things up about ""PLAYGIRL"S""upcoming photoshoot.

About Dallas...

dallas texas is a mother fucken hot city !! how do you white people stand this heat !!!! ha lol

On knocking up another girl...

Rumor gone nuts ::: I DO NOT HAVE ANYBODY PREGNANT ::::: Please the accusations are false, Do not listen to this nutcase

Says Sarah is moving to Dallas or Montana...

Rumor has it Sarah & DA gang will B moving to Either Dallas Texas area or buy a some ranch around Helena Montana or both.. you heard it 1st

Dissing Todd...

hey sarah , YOU KNOW YOU DID IT FOR THE MONEY !!! and that goes to you too Todd get a real job.

Dissing Ryan Seacrest, Speidi, the Lakers and Beyonce...

am I the only dat thinks dat seacrest is gay ? Hate da lakers? Hate dat Speidi couple? should just bomb N.korea think that Beyonce is FAT?

In addition to Ryan Seacrest, Levi also thinks Facebook is too gay...

no i do not have a facebook, its too gay& confusing.. & yes my myspace was deleted for reasons I can not discuss

Levi's stand on rabid right to lifers...

killing for life , is like f**cking 4 virginity ... Plain stupid.. Dumb anti-abortion bastard

What Levi thinks of Khloe Kardashian...

you're 2fat to be singer &sure do n't have talent.It takes more than 2make a porn to be a real star... just ask your sis.

And the shocking news you heard first here....

wokring on a new reality tv show.. you heard it here first!!!!!!!!