The Real Housewives of Atlanta is hard on the marriages of professional athletes whose wives end up on this show.
I'm likely forgetting one or two, but if I am remembering right two of the original RHOA cast pro sports wives ended up divorced, those being DeShawn Snow, divorced from basketballer, Eric and Lisa Hartwell, divorced from footballer, Ed.
Sheree Whitfield divorced husband, Bob, prior to becoming a Real Atlanta Housewife (without a husband).
Kim Zolciak remains married to Atlanta Falcon footballer Troy Biermann. After becoming an actual housewife Kim quit being on the Real Atlanta Housewives show.
And now we have Porsha William Stewart's husband, Kordell, filing for divorce in a petition filed Friday in Fulton County Superior Court in Atlanta, saying his marriage is "irretrievably broken."
In the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta we saw Kordell overbearingly give Porsha a strange ultimatum along the line that she could not have both a career and be a mother.
Kordell claims there are no marital assets to divide and that Porsha is "an able-bodied person, earning income, and is capable of supporting herself."
Isn't that plus-sized home Kordell and Porsha lived in a marital asset? Or, like seems to be the norm with these Real Housewives people, was that house rented?
What I saw of Kordell on RHOA I did not much like. Porsha seemed to be a bit of a child-like ditz. Kordell acted way too parental, like he was Porsha's daddy.
Is Vegas taking bets on how long the Zolciak/Beirmann marriage lasts?
Showing posts with label Kim Zolciak. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Zolciak. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Friday, November 9, 2012
Kim Zolciak Evicted & Replaced On The Real Housewives Of New York By Porsha Stewart With Big Poppa Lee Najjar Arrested
That is a picture of Lee Najjar you are looking at.
Lee Najjar is the former "Big Poppa" of The Real Housewives of New York City's Kim Zolciak.
I do not know if this is a mug shot of Mr. Najjar, or not. I do know that Kim's ex was arrested, in Atlanta, for failing to appear in court when he ignored a July 5 court date after he'd been charged with a $75,000 fine for violating a city ordinance that had something to do with not properly maintaining the storm water system at one of his homes.
Najjar was eventually released from custody.
Meanwhile "Big Poppa's" ex, Kim Z does end up getting evicted from the house she leased with her latest husband, Kroy Biermann. We saw this coming on the first episode of the new season of The Real Housewives of New York City.
What did not see a hint of, on the first episode, was Kim's mid-season eviction The Real Housewives of New York City.
Apparently Mrs. Biermann became difficult during filming, annoying the other housewives, but not in an amusing good drama for TV sort of way.
We saw a good example of Kim being annoying to a fellow housewife when we saw how rude she was to Kandi while Kandi gave Kim a tour of her new home.
Worse than being a bit of a bitch, more often than not Kim did not show up at all, likely due to the stress of being evicted whilst hugely pregnant with her latest reproduction.
So, part way through filming the latest season of RHONY, Bravo pulled the plug on Kim Zolciak and replaced her with a new housewife named Porsha Stewart.
I do not know if Porsha Stewart is any relation to Rod.
Lee Najjar is the former "Big Poppa" of The Real Housewives of New York City's Kim Zolciak.
I do not know if this is a mug shot of Mr. Najjar, or not. I do know that Kim's ex was arrested, in Atlanta, for failing to appear in court when he ignored a July 5 court date after he'd been charged with a $75,000 fine for violating a city ordinance that had something to do with not properly maintaining the storm water system at one of his homes.
Najjar was eventually released from custody.
Meanwhile "Big Poppa's" ex, Kim Z does end up getting evicted from the house she leased with her latest husband, Kroy Biermann. We saw this coming on the first episode of the new season of The Real Housewives of New York City.
What did not see a hint of, on the first episode, was Kim's mid-season eviction The Real Housewives of New York City.
Apparently Mrs. Biermann became difficult during filming, annoying the other housewives, but not in an amusing good drama for TV sort of way.
We saw a good example of Kim being annoying to a fellow housewife when we saw how rude she was to Kandi while Kandi gave Kim a tour of her new home.
Worse than being a bit of a bitch, more often than not Kim did not show up at all, likely due to the stress of being evicted whilst hugely pregnant with her latest reproduction.
So, part way through filming the latest season of RHONY, Bravo pulled the plug on Kim Zolciak and replaced her with a new housewife named Porsha Stewart.
I do not know if Porsha Stewart is any relation to Rod.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Real Housewives of Atlanta Ends With Cynthia Married, NeNe Nuts, Phaedra Funny, Sheree Acting Badly With Kim & Kroy Making Their First Public Appearance Along With Kim's New & Improved Breasts
The finale of the 3rd season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta centered on the drama surrounding Cynthia's sad wedding to a drunk Peter who seemed to magically sober up by the time he read his vows.
That was one strange wedding. Marrying a dinosaur surrounded by dinosaurs.
And why would you go through a wedding when you find yourself suddenly broke?
In the finale Kim Zolciak proudly revealed her newly rebuilt breasts, or as she calls them, her "new titties."
Kim's boobs really should get their own Bravo TV Show. Kim had to do a lot of titty adjusting tonight. In the screen cap we see Kim do yet one more adjustment, at the wedding, while Kroy looks on.
Along with the new boobs, this also was the first time out in public, with the other "housewives" with boyfriend, Atlanta Falcon, Kroy Biermann. I assume Kim was not pregnant at this point in time. Because drinking wine was still a favorite Kim pastime.
Knowing that Cynthia was pinching pennies for her wedding, and needing a secure wine supply, Kim brought her own bottle.
Kim and Kroy were on Watch What Happens Live after the finale. At that live time, which was Sunday night, Kim was 5 and a half months along. And looking really good. Kim wears being preggers real well.
Kroy is a quiet guy. Definitely seems the opposite of Kim's free-spirited loudness. And it seemed like Kroy is actually quite smitten with his baby mama.
Back to the finale. Watching Sheree's audition for a movie part was a bit painful. It was like those she was auditioning for were doing the auditioning for the Bravo cameras.
Phaedra had several Phaedra gem one-liners, none of which I remember. Phaedra really grew on me the more we got to see her.
Cynthia, not so much. I think because I felt sort of sorry for her. It's not fun to watch someone and feel sorry for her.
As for NeNe. Well. The woman is nuts. That is all there is to it. Delusional and nuts. And way way too loud.
That was one strange wedding. Marrying a dinosaur surrounded by dinosaurs.
And why would you go through a wedding when you find yourself suddenly broke?
In the finale Kim Zolciak proudly revealed her newly rebuilt breasts, or as she calls them, her "new titties."
Kim's boobs really should get their own Bravo TV Show. Kim had to do a lot of titty adjusting tonight. In the screen cap we see Kim do yet one more adjustment, at the wedding, while Kroy looks on.
Along with the new boobs, this also was the first time out in public, with the other "housewives" with boyfriend, Atlanta Falcon, Kroy Biermann. I assume Kim was not pregnant at this point in time. Because drinking wine was still a favorite Kim pastime.
Knowing that Cynthia was pinching pennies for her wedding, and needing a secure wine supply, Kim brought her own bottle.
Kim and Kroy were on Watch What Happens Live after the finale. At that live time, which was Sunday night, Kim was 5 and a half months along. And looking really good. Kim wears being preggers real well.
Kroy is a quiet guy. Definitely seems the opposite of Kim's free-spirited loudness. And it seemed like Kroy is actually quite smitten with his baby mama.
Back to the finale. Watching Sheree's audition for a movie part was a bit painful. It was like those she was auditioning for were doing the auditioning for the Bravo cameras.
Phaedra had several Phaedra gem one-liners, none of which I remember. Phaedra really grew on me the more we got to see her.
Cynthia, not so much. I think because I felt sort of sorry for her. It's not fun to watch someone and feel sorry for her.
As for NeNe. Well. The woman is nuts. That is all there is to it. Delusional and nuts. And way way too loud.
Monday, January 24, 2011
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: NeNe Needs to Shut Up
Last week's episode of RHOA was dominated by NeNe Leakes leaking her loud mouth at Kim, for no decent reason.
Sunday night's next to last episode took up where we left off last week, with NeNe braying like a wounded mule.
This season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta started off with NeNe embarrassing herself at a party, screaming at Dwight.
Why would an Atlanta TV station keep NeNe on the air after watching her bizarre behavior? NeNe was a guest in that nice German real estate agent's South Beach Miami mansion, screaming about Kim being like a child when it is NeNe who acts as if she never matured past the Terrible Two's, or maybe the Fearsome Four's.
Maybe there was something actual and real that Kim said that set NeNe. But we weren't shown it. And it seemed that Kandi, who saw and heard it all, was definitely not on the NeNe Team.
To me NeNe has veered way in to Jill Zarin territory, totally misunderstanding how she is coming across. I used to like NeNe. Now I can't stand her, repulsive cow that she is.
Meanwhile, Kim just keeps on being amusing, aspiring artist that she is.
And how many Big Poppas does Kim have? It seemed like Kim was real friendly with the German real estate agent. I meant to type "familiar" but my chronic typo problem typed "friendly." Both words work.
When NeNe does her self-serving confessionals, that seem so out of sync with reality, she must not have seen what we've just seen. So, does NeNe get embarrassed when she sees the actual episode? Or is she so deluded that she does not see what we all see?
Next Sunday is the last episode, with the reunion shows starting the following Sunday, I would assume. That should be interesting, what with Kim several months into being pregnant, not drinking, not smoking. I don't think we've seen a sober Kim at one of the RHOA reunion shows.
Sunday night's next to last episode took up where we left off last week, with NeNe braying like a wounded mule.
This season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta started off with NeNe embarrassing herself at a party, screaming at Dwight.
Why would an Atlanta TV station keep NeNe on the air after watching her bizarre behavior? NeNe was a guest in that nice German real estate agent's South Beach Miami mansion, screaming about Kim being like a child when it is NeNe who acts as if she never matured past the Terrible Two's, or maybe the Fearsome Four's.
Maybe there was something actual and real that Kim said that set NeNe. But we weren't shown it. And it seemed that Kandi, who saw and heard it all, was definitely not on the NeNe Team.
To me NeNe has veered way in to Jill Zarin territory, totally misunderstanding how she is coming across. I used to like NeNe. Now I can't stand her, repulsive cow that she is.
Meanwhile, Kim just keeps on being amusing, aspiring artist that she is.
And how many Big Poppas does Kim have? It seemed like Kim was real friendly with the German real estate agent. I meant to type "familiar" but my chronic typo problem typed "friendly." Both words work.
When NeNe does her self-serving confessionals, that seem so out of sync with reality, she must not have seen what we've just seen. So, does NeNe get embarrassed when she sees the actual episode? Or is she so deluded that she does not see what we all see?
Next Sunday is the last episode, with the reunion shows starting the following Sunday, I would assume. That should be interesting, what with Kim several months into being pregnant, not drinking, not smoking. I don't think we've seen a sober Kim at one of the RHOA reunion shows.
Monday, January 17, 2011
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: NeNe Terrorizes Kim On Bus Tour From Hell
The 3rd Season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta started with NeNe screaming like a Mad Banshee at Dwight at a party. Totally inappropriate behavior.
We are nearing the end of Season 3 and on the latest episode of RHOA NeNe was back in full Moose on a Rampage mode.
Except for a few moments spent with Phaedra and a few moments spent with Cynthia and her supposed husband to be, Peter, mixed in with a little Sheree, most of this episode was spent on Kim and Kandi's Bus Tour.
Kim is getting on every one's nerves. The constant need to smoke, the constant screaming for Sweetie, just the constant Kim apparently is very nerve wearing.
And then for some unfathomable reason Kim invited NeNe to join the Bus Gang in Orlando, to watch Kim perform before a packed arena, I mean strip mall bar, and then ride with the gang to Miami.
Kandi knew it was not going to go well having NeNe on board. Particularly after Sweetie managed to connect a laptop to NeNe's little "news" segment where NeNe used Kim to get her interviewee to open up by asking if Kim, at 32, was too old to be a pop star. And what the interviewee thought of Kim's Tardy for the Party song.
Kim took umbrage at NeNe mentioning her in this manner in her interview. But, the initial appearance of NeNe went fairly well in Orlando. NeNe went to the show. Made snide remarks to the camera. Was fairly civil to Kim. And drank a lot of wine.
After getting drunk, that night, NeNe made some disparaging remarks directed towards Kim, but Kim did not take umbrage. Directly.
And then, the next morning, back on the bus, on the way to Miami. I don't know what set if off, but soon NeNe was spewing all sorts of mean vitriol at Kim, belittling Kim's easily belittled "singing career." Among other things. NeNe even spouted out that Kim treated Sweetie like a slave. Sweetie took umbrage at that remark.
Kim snapped back a few times, which only made NeNe louder and more aggressive. Mostly Kim was in a defensive posture with a look of terror on her face, like you see in the above screenshot.
Finally NeNe went totally ballistic and lunged at Kim, which caused Kandi and the manager, I think his name is Don Juan, to restrain NeNe.
Kandi's sorta of bemused disgust at it all is sort of amusing to watch.
Another thing I learned on the bus is us White Folk often go about barefoot. This apparently is a well known fact. Which I type, as I sit here barefooted.
I don't remember any Phaedra gems of wisdom this episode. I do remember Phaedra's baby throwing up on Sheree. I think the baby watches the show.
And then there is Peter. Run Cynthia. Run fast. Don't marry this jerk. You invest a fortune in his restaurant. It starts to fail. He closes it without telling you. And then, when you are justifiably a bit upset at your misfortune, Peter tells you he no longer will tell you anything, because you get upset. Did I already say this guy is a jerk?
I don't get how a nice gal like Cynthia hooked up with that fuzzy gray bearded geezer.
NeNe was on the episode of Watch What Happens Live that followed the latest episode of RHOA. The woman has no self awareness. Seems not in the slightest embarrassed. And continues to demonize that easy target of Kim. Apparently the reunion show was filmed last week, where Kim and NeNe went at it some more and was the first they'd seen each other since the Battle on the Bus and the follow up Battle in Miami, which we saw a glimpse of in the previews for next week.
Is next week the last episode of the season? I don't know, for sure, but I am guessing it is, because The Real Housewives of New York City starts up real soon, with Sonja Morgan now bankrupt and morphed into being a thug in a cocktail dress.
And no Bethenny Frankel. And they have kept the obviously mentally ill Kelly Bensimon as one of the housewives. Who isn't married.
We are nearing the end of Season 3 and on the latest episode of RHOA NeNe was back in full Moose on a Rampage mode.
Except for a few moments spent with Phaedra and a few moments spent with Cynthia and her supposed husband to be, Peter, mixed in with a little Sheree, most of this episode was spent on Kim and Kandi's Bus Tour.
Kim is getting on every one's nerves. The constant need to smoke, the constant screaming for Sweetie, just the constant Kim apparently is very nerve wearing.
And then for some unfathomable reason Kim invited NeNe to join the Bus Gang in Orlando, to watch Kim perform before a packed arena, I mean strip mall bar, and then ride with the gang to Miami.
Kandi knew it was not going to go well having NeNe on board. Particularly after Sweetie managed to connect a laptop to NeNe's little "news" segment where NeNe used Kim to get her interviewee to open up by asking if Kim, at 32, was too old to be a pop star. And what the interviewee thought of Kim's Tardy for the Party song.
Kim took umbrage at NeNe mentioning her in this manner in her interview. But, the initial appearance of NeNe went fairly well in Orlando. NeNe went to the show. Made snide remarks to the camera. Was fairly civil to Kim. And drank a lot of wine.
After getting drunk, that night, NeNe made some disparaging remarks directed towards Kim, but Kim did not take umbrage. Directly.
And then, the next morning, back on the bus, on the way to Miami. I don't know what set if off, but soon NeNe was spewing all sorts of mean vitriol at Kim, belittling Kim's easily belittled "singing career." Among other things. NeNe even spouted out that Kim treated Sweetie like a slave. Sweetie took umbrage at that remark.
Kim snapped back a few times, which only made NeNe louder and more aggressive. Mostly Kim was in a defensive posture with a look of terror on her face, like you see in the above screenshot.
Finally NeNe went totally ballistic and lunged at Kim, which caused Kandi and the manager, I think his name is Don Juan, to restrain NeNe.
Kandi's sorta of bemused disgust at it all is sort of amusing to watch.
Another thing I learned on the bus is us White Folk often go about barefoot. This apparently is a well known fact. Which I type, as I sit here barefooted.
I don't remember any Phaedra gems of wisdom this episode. I do remember Phaedra's baby throwing up on Sheree. I think the baby watches the show.
And then there is Peter. Run Cynthia. Run fast. Don't marry this jerk. You invest a fortune in his restaurant. It starts to fail. He closes it without telling you. And then, when you are justifiably a bit upset at your misfortune, Peter tells you he no longer will tell you anything, because you get upset. Did I already say this guy is a jerk?
I don't get how a nice gal like Cynthia hooked up with that fuzzy gray bearded geezer.
NeNe was on the episode of Watch What Happens Live that followed the latest episode of RHOA. The woman has no self awareness. Seems not in the slightest embarrassed. And continues to demonize that easy target of Kim. Apparently the reunion show was filmed last week, where Kim and NeNe went at it some more and was the first they'd seen each other since the Battle on the Bus and the follow up Battle in Miami, which we saw a glimpse of in the previews for next week.
Is next week the last episode of the season? I don't know, for sure, but I am guessing it is, because The Real Housewives of New York City starts up real soon, with Sonja Morgan now bankrupt and morphed into being a thug in a cocktail dress.
And no Bethenny Frankel. And they have kept the obviously mentally ill Kelly Bensimon as one of the housewives. Who isn't married.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: NeNe's Pregnant & Going To Be A Grandma
A couple weeks ago we learned that after Kim Zolciak's Big Poppa went bankrupt Kim moved on to a new Sugar Daddy, well, Sugar Baby, 25 year old Atlanta Falcon Footballer Kroy Biermann.
On this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta episode Kim had not yet had her way with her Sugar Baby, verbalizing to the other Housewives her concern that Kroy might not measure up to her measurement requirements.
At some point in time after this week's RHOA episode Kim did have her way with her new Sugar Baby and managed to get a baby cooking in her oven.
Not long after we learned that Kim was in the Family Way we learned that NeNe Leakes' neer-do-well son Bryson got his girlfriend pregnant. Of course, NeNe flipped out upon hearing the incoming baby news. NeNe is insisting on a paternity test.
Bryson still lives at home, still does not have a steady job. Bryson is still seeing the Baby Mama.
So, poor ol' long suffering NeNe, worrying she was going to have another baby in the house, courtesy of Bryson, then learned that she also has a baby in the oven.
NeNe has not gotten divorced from Greg Leakes. According to gossiping insider sources, NeNe is 2 months pregnant. She believes the baby is Greg's. However, apparently NeNe followed Kim's example and did some baby-making activity with another NFL footballer by the name of Charles Grant.
I do not know if Bravo was in Real Housewives of Atlanta filming mode when all this baby drama was going on. I hope so.
On this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta episode Kim had not yet had her way with her Sugar Baby, verbalizing to the other Housewives her concern that Kroy might not measure up to her measurement requirements.
At some point in time after this week's RHOA episode Kim did have her way with her new Sugar Baby and managed to get a baby cooking in her oven.
Not long after we learned that Kim was in the Family Way we learned that NeNe Leakes' neer-do-well son Bryson got his girlfriend pregnant. Of course, NeNe flipped out upon hearing the incoming baby news. NeNe is insisting on a paternity test.
Bryson still lives at home, still does not have a steady job. Bryson is still seeing the Baby Mama.
So, poor ol' long suffering NeNe, worrying she was going to have another baby in the house, courtesy of Bryson, then learned that she also has a baby in the oven.
NeNe has not gotten divorced from Greg Leakes. According to gossiping insider sources, NeNe is 2 months pregnant. She believes the baby is Greg's. However, apparently NeNe followed Kim's example and did some baby-making activity with another NFL footballer by the name of Charles Grant.
I do not know if Bravo was in Real Housewives of Atlanta filming mode when all this baby drama was going on. I hope so.
Monday, December 13, 2010
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim's Fat Reduction, Cynthia's Friend Contract, Sheree's Acting Debut, Phaedra's Baby Drama
Well, the most recent episode of RHOA started off slow, with way too much Sheree and Lawrence, the Hair Dresser singer wannabe, who likes high heels.
But then it sort of picked up.
Sheree had Kandi come over to help her read lines in the play Sheree had decided to do for free, after all, because it will help her in her quest to win a Best Actress Award.
We heard too much dialogue between Peter and Cynthia regarding the NeNe problem. I think Cynthia handles her Peter problem well.
At some point we saw that trouble making Dwight pop in on Phaedra. It did not take Dwight long to stir the pot by telling Phaedra that Cynthia had made terribly inappropriate remarks about her newborn, suggesting it to be an alien creature, likely without a full set of fingers and toes. It was actually Kim who made the remarks. And it was Phaedra who set herself up to have such remarks made when she waddled around looking like she was carrying quintuplets in her uterus, while claiming the baby was only 6 months, or was it 7, along.
Then Kim had some of the girls over for some fat removal via a laser machine called Zerona.
Last week I was appalled to learn of the Zerona Fat Reduction Machine and blogged about the Zerona laser process and another called Zetiq, which freezes the fat cells, on my DurangObestity Blog.
I was amazed when I saw Kim having a Zerona machine brought into her house so she could have the laser fat removal treatment. $3,000 for 6 treatments. NeNe, Cynthia and Sheree were not interested in joining Kim. They just watched and later made snarky comments, like Sheree saying she preferred the old-fashioned method of exercise and eating right.
While Kim ate pizza and fried chicken sticks while the laser did its magic.
While waiting for Kim to lose fat, Cynthia asked to talk to NeNe alone. She had a "Friendship Contract" she wanted NeNe to sign. I thought the contract to be sort of funny, but NeNe made a big deal about it being weird. Which of course she had to share with Kim, who, next week, it seems according to the previews, mentions the contract to Cynthia, which causes it all to blow up in some friendly drama.
All the "housewives" but Kandi and Kim showed up for Sheree's play debut. There was much yawning as it was a long long wait til Sheree appeared at the very end of the play to utter a few words. After the play Phaedra had her confrontation with Cynthia over the alien baby remarks, which Cynthia denied, to which Phaedra, the lawyer, said she would launch an immediate investigation to get to the bottom of this outrage.
From the previews it appears that Phaedra confronts Kim, some bickering ensues. Phaedra's convict husband is brought up, to which Phaedra drops the Big Poppa has gone bankrupt bombshell ,which had Kim looking like she was going to explode.
I forgot to mention. Before we got to the previews, Kim and NeNe went out for lunch, where possible post Greg mates for NeNe were discussed. Including Kim making some dipping into the girl pond suggestions, to which NeNe recoiled. Then Kim recoiled when NeNe said she was thinking of dating a white guy. Within minutes of that, NeNe was on What What Happens Live. With Anderson Cooper. Who had a friend contract for NeNe, and whom either he, or Andy Cohen, pointed out to NeNe, was a white guy.
But then it sort of picked up.
Sheree had Kandi come over to help her read lines in the play Sheree had decided to do for free, after all, because it will help her in her quest to win a Best Actress Award.
We heard too much dialogue between Peter and Cynthia regarding the NeNe problem. I think Cynthia handles her Peter problem well.
At some point we saw that trouble making Dwight pop in on Phaedra. It did not take Dwight long to stir the pot by telling Phaedra that Cynthia had made terribly inappropriate remarks about her newborn, suggesting it to be an alien creature, likely without a full set of fingers and toes. It was actually Kim who made the remarks. And it was Phaedra who set herself up to have such remarks made when she waddled around looking like she was carrying quintuplets in her uterus, while claiming the baby was only 6 months, or was it 7, along.
Then Kim had some of the girls over for some fat removal via a laser machine called Zerona.
Last week I was appalled to learn of the Zerona Fat Reduction Machine and blogged about the Zerona laser process and another called Zetiq, which freezes the fat cells, on my DurangObestity Blog.
I was amazed when I saw Kim having a Zerona machine brought into her house so she could have the laser fat removal treatment. $3,000 for 6 treatments. NeNe, Cynthia and Sheree were not interested in joining Kim. They just watched and later made snarky comments, like Sheree saying she preferred the old-fashioned method of exercise and eating right.
While Kim ate pizza and fried chicken sticks while the laser did its magic.
While waiting for Kim to lose fat, Cynthia asked to talk to NeNe alone. She had a "Friendship Contract" she wanted NeNe to sign. I thought the contract to be sort of funny, but NeNe made a big deal about it being weird. Which of course she had to share with Kim, who, next week, it seems according to the previews, mentions the contract to Cynthia, which causes it all to blow up in some friendly drama.
All the "housewives" but Kandi and Kim showed up for Sheree's play debut. There was much yawning as it was a long long wait til Sheree appeared at the very end of the play to utter a few words. After the play Phaedra had her confrontation with Cynthia over the alien baby remarks, which Cynthia denied, to which Phaedra, the lawyer, said she would launch an immediate investigation to get to the bottom of this outrage.
From the previews it appears that Phaedra confronts Kim, some bickering ensues. Phaedra's convict husband is brought up, to which Phaedra drops the Big Poppa has gone bankrupt bombshell ,which had Kim looking like she was going to explode.
I forgot to mention. Before we got to the previews, Kim and NeNe went out for lunch, where possible post Greg mates for NeNe were discussed. Including Kim making some dipping into the girl pond suggestions, to which NeNe recoiled. Then Kim recoiled when NeNe said she was thinking of dating a white guy. Within minutes of that, NeNe was on What What Happens Live. With Anderson Cooper. Who had a friend contract for NeNe, and whom either he, or Andy Cohen, pointed out to NeNe, was a white guy.
Monday, December 6, 2010
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim's Girl Friend Tracy Appears
Kim Zolciak's tabloid chronicled dip into the Lady Pond, with a lady named Tracy Young, took place months and months ago.
While the current season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta was being filmed.
That is Kim and her ex-girl friend, Tracy, at the races, on this week's episode.
A week or so ago Kim told Andy Cohen, on Watch What Happens Live, that she is no longer interested in any Lady Pond dipping. On that same episode of WWHL Kim denied being pregnant.
And then, the day after that, an article came out in Life & Style magazine in which Kim let it being known that she was happy to be pregnant, courtesy of Atlanta Falcons Quarterback, Kroy Biermann.
So, on the most recent episode of RHOA, Tracy Young shows up. We first meet her on the phone, telling Kim she is coming to Atlanta to support Kim when she goes in for voice coach lessons.
Later Kim brings Tracy to a drag race between Sheree and Kandi. The other housewives were surprised to see Tracy. They'd been reading all about the torrid affair in the tabloids, but had not met Kim's girl friend.
Kim did not like the other housewives talking to Tracy. Which perplexed the other housewives. Why bring her here if you don't want us to talk to her? Then in the drag race Kim ended up in Kandi's car, with Tracy in Sheree's
It was all very odd.
But not as odd as Sheree's acting career. Now openly admitting she is desperate for money, Sheree did not like the idea of working in a play for free. And then Sheree had to go before a group of agents so they could check out her acting talents. When asked what acting experience she had, Sheree said she'd been in 2 plays. Asked to name the plays, Sheree could think of the name of only one. Trying to think of the name of the other play resulted in about a minute of awkward silence.
What became of She by Sheree? Did her line of fashion go nowhere? Sheree seems to think all she has to do is say she is something and automatically it happens. What's next? Supermodel? Run for Governor? Manage a McDonald's?
The car Sheree raced Kandi in was the Aston Martin that she leased, which later got re-possessed.
We got to see another weird Phaedra photo shoot. This one with the new baby. Who proceeded to do some projectile pooping on Phaedra. Not exactly highbrow television.
NeNe's house seems empty of furniture except for a bed.
I don't like Cynthia's fiance, Peter. Apparently his restaurant is in trouble. Peter did not like Cynthia spending so much time talking to NeNe. NeNe later got on Peter's case, on the phone, to Cynthia's regret. In the previews we saw Cynthia smooth it over with NeNe.
I like Cynthia. She is the best-looking of the housewives. And seems to be the most sensible. So, what is she doing with that elderly Peter guy? It's not like she is after his money. I suspect she has more of that than he does.
Kim's singing actually seemed to improve, somewhat, with the coach's help. Seeing Kim nervous about facing that coach again was amusing. As was Kim speculating that the coach might treat her with more respect, now that Kim has that multi-platinum Tardy for the Party mega-hit to her credit.
I don't think The Ring Don't Mean a Thing is going to be another mega-hit for Kim.
While the current season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta was being filmed.
That is Kim and her ex-girl friend, Tracy, at the races, on this week's episode.
A week or so ago Kim told Andy Cohen, on Watch What Happens Live, that she is no longer interested in any Lady Pond dipping. On that same episode of WWHL Kim denied being pregnant.
And then, the day after that, an article came out in Life & Style magazine in which Kim let it being known that she was happy to be pregnant, courtesy of Atlanta Falcons Quarterback, Kroy Biermann.
So, on the most recent episode of RHOA, Tracy Young shows up. We first meet her on the phone, telling Kim she is coming to Atlanta to support Kim when she goes in for voice coach lessons.
Later Kim brings Tracy to a drag race between Sheree and Kandi. The other housewives were surprised to see Tracy. They'd been reading all about the torrid affair in the tabloids, but had not met Kim's girl friend.
Kim did not like the other housewives talking to Tracy. Which perplexed the other housewives. Why bring her here if you don't want us to talk to her? Then in the drag race Kim ended up in Kandi's car, with Tracy in Sheree's
It was all very odd.
But not as odd as Sheree's acting career. Now openly admitting she is desperate for money, Sheree did not like the idea of working in a play for free. And then Sheree had to go before a group of agents so they could check out her acting talents. When asked what acting experience she had, Sheree said she'd been in 2 plays. Asked to name the plays, Sheree could think of the name of only one. Trying to think of the name of the other play resulted in about a minute of awkward silence.
What became of She by Sheree? Did her line of fashion go nowhere? Sheree seems to think all she has to do is say she is something and automatically it happens. What's next? Supermodel? Run for Governor? Manage a McDonald's?
The car Sheree raced Kandi in was the Aston Martin that she leased, which later got re-possessed.
We got to see another weird Phaedra photo shoot. This one with the new baby. Who proceeded to do some projectile pooping on Phaedra. Not exactly highbrow television.
NeNe's house seems empty of furniture except for a bed.
I don't like Cynthia's fiance, Peter. Apparently his restaurant is in trouble. Peter did not like Cynthia spending so much time talking to NeNe. NeNe later got on Peter's case, on the phone, to Cynthia's regret. In the previews we saw Cynthia smooth it over with NeNe.
I like Cynthia. She is the best-looking of the housewives. And seems to be the most sensible. So, what is she doing with that elderly Peter guy? It's not like she is after his money. I suspect she has more of that than he does.
Kim's singing actually seemed to improve, somewhat, with the coach's help. Seeing Kim nervous about facing that coach again was amusing. As was Kim speculating that the coach might treat her with more respect, now that Kim has that multi-platinum Tardy for the Party mega-hit to her credit.
I don't think The Ring Don't Mean a Thing is going to be another mega-hit for Kim.
Monday, November 29, 2010
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kandi Koated Nights With NeNe Divorcing Greg
Kandi Koated Nights really shows us a side of Kandi Burruss that I did not think was there. With Way Too Much Information being shared. When it is tasteless to Kim Zolciak, you know it is really tasteless.
And then Kim invited Kandi and her mother, Joyce, over for Mother's Day, at least I think it was Mother's Day, with Kim's kids and mom and dad.
Why are Kim's mom and dad in practically every episode this season, when they did not exist, as far as we knew, previously?
So, Kandi's mom proudly brought her "Better Than Sex" cake and presented it to Kim's mom. Who seemed to take the sexy cake well.
Back to Kandi Koated Nights, I could have lived without the stripper taking it all in front of the ladies, including a humongous sock covering that which should have remained covered, which was referred to by one of the women as humongous. The various expressions on the housewive's faces, when the humongous member was presented for their visual examination, was pretty funny.
Kim took daughter, Brielle, to her favorite jeweler to get a ring. An Abstinence Promise Ring. All the rage among 13 year olds. With the ring Brielle promises to not engage in any baby making activity until she is 18. The diamond studded ring cost $3,000. Oh, the values Kim is instilling in her girls is quite impressive.
Phaedra came home from the hospital. Apollo had to carry her up the stairs due to Phaedra being unable to walk. Then he remembered to go get the new baby in the car. Phaedra said several strange, goofy things, only one which I remember, something about the baby's crocheted onesie being from the same place as Oprah's. Huh?
Kandi and her music crew worked on Kim's Ring Don't Mean a Thing song. Kandi played it for Kim, who's eyes lit up, now liking the song. Kandi was ready to sell it to someone else if Kim continued hating it. Kandi keeps bitching about Kim not paying her for Tardy for the Party. But, on Watch What Happens Live Kim said she not only paid Kandi, she overpaid her.
A gossip fest broke out after someone recorded Greg ranting about NeNe. And put the rant on a radio website. Greg did not know he was being recorded. He thought he was talking to a friend on the phone.
So, after we saw Sheree's funny dumping of her phony "Doctor" boyfriend, Tye Muhammad, we ended the episode with NeNe confronting Greg about his "radio" interview, after NeNe learned of it, in a humiliating way, on her first day of work on her new TV "journalist" job.
NeNe was all bent out over Greg airing their dirty laundry so publicly. The nerve. But wait. NeNe has this confrontation with Greg, in front of the cameras, so we all could watch. Now that is just ironic. And hypocritical.
Anyway, another entertaining episode of RHOA, except I could have lived without the Cynthia wedding planning part.
Friday, November 26, 2010
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Having A Baby With Kroy Biermann The Big Poppa
So, the rumors were true. Kim Zolciak is pregnant. And the baby daddy is the guy we saw Kim hit on in the episode of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta previous to the most recent episode, due to her attraction to the guy's butt.
The guy with the special butt is an Atlanta Falcon Quarterback named Kroy Biermann.
The news that Kim was pregnant was about to come out in a magazine called Life & Style, so Kim make the Baby Announcement on her Bravo Real Housewives of Atlanta Blog, saying....
"This has been one of the biggest weeks of my life. I performed "Google Me" on WWHL for the first time and Kroy and I were happy to announce that we are expecting our first child together (my third his first)! And how great was the timing? Just a week ago, you ALL saw him on the show for the first time. God clearly had a BIGGER little plan for us. This is the third happiest time of my life, thank you for all the support."
I watched the WWHL (What What Happens Live) episode to which Kim refers. Kim was drinking tea. Due to Kim's usual drink of choice being wine, and due to the rumors of an incoming baby being cooked, Andy Cohen asked Kim if she was pregnant.
Kim indignantly took umbrage, asking Andy if he thought she looked fat. Then claiming that the tea drinking was due to Kandi telling her to drink tea, rather than wine, to help improve Kim's pathetic singing voice.
Andy also asked about Big Poppa (Lee Najjar) and Kim also took umbrage, in a good-natured way, to that question. I did not quite catch exactly what Kim said, but it was to the drift that Big Poppa was no more.
Which makes sense, what with Kim being knocked up by the football player and with Kim saying they are being quite happy together. Kim said Kroy texted her the night we saw Kim meet him. Kim did not say how long it was before she had a closeup personal encounter with that butt about which she was so enamored.
Andy also asked Kim the odd question of which, if any, of the Housewives Kim would dip into the Lady Pond with. Kim said none, that she was done dipping into the Lady Pond.
So, is Kim marrying the Baby Daddy? No word on that that I've heard.
The guy with the special butt is an Atlanta Falcon Quarterback named Kroy Biermann.
The news that Kim was pregnant was about to come out in a magazine called Life & Style, so Kim make the Baby Announcement on her Bravo Real Housewives of Atlanta Blog, saying....
"This has been one of the biggest weeks of my life. I performed "Google Me" on WWHL for the first time and Kroy and I were happy to announce that we are expecting our first child together (my third his first)! And how great was the timing? Just a week ago, you ALL saw him on the show for the first time. God clearly had a BIGGER little plan for us. This is the third happiest time of my life, thank you for all the support."
I watched the WWHL (What What Happens Live) episode to which Kim refers. Kim was drinking tea. Due to Kim's usual drink of choice being wine, and due to the rumors of an incoming baby being cooked, Andy Cohen asked Kim if she was pregnant.
Kim indignantly took umbrage, asking Andy if he thought she looked fat. Then claiming that the tea drinking was due to Kandi telling her to drink tea, rather than wine, to help improve Kim's pathetic singing voice.
Andy also asked about Big Poppa (Lee Najjar) and Kim also took umbrage, in a good-natured way, to that question. I did not quite catch exactly what Kim said, but it was to the drift that Big Poppa was no more.
Which makes sense, what with Kim being knocked up by the football player and with Kim saying they are being quite happy together. Kim said Kroy texted her the night we saw Kim meet him. Kim did not say how long it was before she had a closeup personal encounter with that butt about which she was so enamored.
Andy also asked Kim the odd question of which, if any, of the Housewives Kim would dip into the Lady Pond with. Kim said none, that she was done dipping into the Lady Pond.
So, is Kim marrying the Baby Daddy? No word on that that I've heard.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Phaedra Has a Baby While Kim is Rumored to Be Having a Baby
You are looking at Kim Zolciak and Lee Najjar, also known as Big Poppa, he being the married man who keeps, or used to keep, kept woman Kim in the style to which she has grown accustomed.
Last week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta we saw Kim hook up with an Atlanta Falcon's Quarterback with a big butt named Kroy Biermann.
I did not see it, but I read that on Watch What Happens Live Andy Cohen asked Kim, who was drinking tea, not wine, if the rumors were true about Kim being heavy with child. Some say Kim answered in the affirmative, others indicate the answer was ambiguous. Still others claimed that Kim was looking heavy with child.
Again I did not see this particular episode of Watch What Happens Live. I think my DVR may have it recorded, though.
Now, what were the highlights of this week's episode of RHOA? Well, Kandi had a birthday party where Kim gave Kandi a wig that Kandi, and others, thought looked like a hooker wig.
In a way too long segment, NeNe got a job on Atlanta's Channel 11 TV station, working on some local TV show.
There was a lot of debate about Phaedra's outgoing baby and the short amount of time Phaedra claims the baby had been gestating. With Kim saying it takes 10 months to cook a baby. I'd not heard that medical term before.
If I understand the scandal correctly, Phaedra and Apollo have only been married 6 months, getting hitched soon after Apollo got out of prison. With Phaedra being hugely pregnant, the other housewives all agree there is no way she is only 6, or is it 7, months pregnant.
So, Kandi visits Phaedra in the hospital were labor is being induced, with Phaedra still acting like she has no idea how long she has been heavy with child. The doctor then matter of factly said Phaedra was in her 40th week.
Ooops. Phaedra's mother is there, who just moments before stated her abject disapproval of babies conceived out of wedlock.
Personally I don't get what the big deal is, but it is amusing to watch the ladies go on and on about Phaedra's mysterious pregnancy.
Induced labor did not work, so a Cesarean was needed. Phaedra was quite the drama queen during the process. And then the baby came out, with the doctor showing Phaedra her baby for the first time, with the first words the new born heard from his/her mama being "Ew Gross."
Later, when the baby was all cleaned up Phaedra opined that it looked Chinese and then said she was fairly sure it was her baby because there were no Chinese people in the room. Or something like that.
Back to Kim recent gossip. Supposedly the Big Poppa Sugar Daddy is in money trouble. With electricity in his buildings being turned off. A mall which Lee Najjar owns owes more than $200,000 in overdue power bills, according to Georgia Power officials. Atlanta's Channel 2 Action News also reported that Najjar is behind on his water bill and owes three year's worth of back property taxes totalling $250,000.
This all makes Kim's garage sale make sense. And hooking up with the new Football Quarterback Sugar Daddy with the big butt.
Last week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta we saw Kim hook up with an Atlanta Falcon's Quarterback with a big butt named Kroy Biermann.
I did not see it, but I read that on Watch What Happens Live Andy Cohen asked Kim, who was drinking tea, not wine, if the rumors were true about Kim being heavy with child. Some say Kim answered in the affirmative, others indicate the answer was ambiguous. Still others claimed that Kim was looking heavy with child.
Again I did not see this particular episode of Watch What Happens Live. I think my DVR may have it recorded, though.
Now, what were the highlights of this week's episode of RHOA? Well, Kandi had a birthday party where Kim gave Kandi a wig that Kandi, and others, thought looked like a hooker wig.
In a way too long segment, NeNe got a job on Atlanta's Channel 11 TV station, working on some local TV show.
There was a lot of debate about Phaedra's outgoing baby and the short amount of time Phaedra claims the baby had been gestating. With Kim saying it takes 10 months to cook a baby. I'd not heard that medical term before.
If I understand the scandal correctly, Phaedra and Apollo have only been married 6 months, getting hitched soon after Apollo got out of prison. With Phaedra being hugely pregnant, the other housewives all agree there is no way she is only 6, or is it 7, months pregnant.
So, Kandi visits Phaedra in the hospital were labor is being induced, with Phaedra still acting like she has no idea how long she has been heavy with child. The doctor then matter of factly said Phaedra was in her 40th week.
Ooops. Phaedra's mother is there, who just moments before stated her abject disapproval of babies conceived out of wedlock.
Personally I don't get what the big deal is, but it is amusing to watch the ladies go on and on about Phaedra's mysterious pregnancy.
Induced labor did not work, so a Cesarean was needed. Phaedra was quite the drama queen during the process. And then the baby came out, with the doctor showing Phaedra her baby for the first time, with the first words the new born heard from his/her mama being "Ew Gross."
Later, when the baby was all cleaned up Phaedra opined that it looked Chinese and then said she was fairly sure it was her baby because there were no Chinese people in the room. Or something like that.
Back to Kim recent gossip. Supposedly the Big Poppa Sugar Daddy is in money trouble. With electricity in his buildings being turned off. A mall which Lee Najjar owns owes more than $200,000 in overdue power bills, according to Georgia Power officials. Atlanta's Channel 2 Action News also reported that Najjar is behind on his water bill and owes three year's worth of back property taxes totalling $250,000.
This all makes Kim's garage sale make sense. And hooking up with the new Football Quarterback Sugar Daddy with the big butt.
Monday, November 15, 2010
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Sheree's Bad Ballroom Dancing with Kim's Big Butted Boyfriend Atlanta Falcon Quarterback Kroy Biermann
Sunday night's was another amusing episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Though I did begin to bore during Cynthia's wedding dress shopping. But even that provided a moment of bizarre, with Cynthia saying how close she and her mother are. And then it coming as a revelation, at the wedding dress store, that Cynthia's mom was pregnant with Cynthia when she quickly married Cynthia's soon gone father, at 18 years old.
Phaedra put on a good show of crazy whilst packing for the induced birth of her baby. Phaedra is HUGELY pregnant, yet clinging to the story that she is 6, or is it 7, months along. Apparently, next week the truth comes out about Phaedra's pregnancy, a moment that drives Dwight to ask for another drink.
Sheree was in fine form. She got herself a new Aston Martin sports car. You know, the type James Bond drives. They cost a lot. Sheree got this car because she is now at a place where she feels like pampering herself. Unlike last week. This Aston Martin is the car that it is believed was repossessed, in rumors that swirled around the Internet awhile back.
Sheree somehow decided it was a good idea to agree to dance in an Atlanta Dancing with the Stars charity event. Sheree had a target of $5,000 to raise for the charity.
Before I get to Sheree's dancing, let's go visit Kim Zolciak. We had the big reveal of Kim's youngest daughter's re-decorated bedroom. Kim claimed she spent over $60,000 on this. Kim's older daughter was jealous, claiming her room had a little girl look to it too. We then learn that the older daughter has a 2,000 square foot apartment upstairs with multiple rooms.
Those Kim kids are going to be such messed up adults.
And then we saw Kim's newly decorated office. Seldom have I observed someone with such horrible taste. Very tacky. With pictures of herself decorating all the walls.
Now let's go back to the charity dancing deal. We saw Sheree in training. That was painful to watch. We heard Sheree being totally delusional about her dancing. She arrived for the big dance with hair dresser/singer Laurence in tow. When booted out of the "dressing room" Sheree turned the women's public restroom into her dressing room, which caused NeNe to make a very funny snarky remark, which I've now forgotten.
All the Housewives arrive, except for Phaedra, at least I am not remembering her being there. NeNe drug Greg along. Greg was not happy. Sheree claimed she paid $1,500 for the Housewive's table. The Housewives got food and drink at that table. When it came time for the Housewives to vote with dollars, as in make a contribution to the charity cause, NeNe insisted they each give $20. Kandi was horrified at the cheapness, but went along with it. Sheree was expecting them to each donate a couple hundred bucks.
Then the dancing started. At one point a quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, Kroy Biermann, danced. Kim went nuts over the guy's big butt. Kim declared this the best butt she'd ever seen on a white guy. More on the guy with the big butt, later.
Back to Sheree dancing. It was awful. Really bad. Like a parody of someone trying to be sexy. Cut to the Housewives in confessionals. Kandi can't suppress a yawn, NeNe laughs, Kim is perplexed. Like I said it was really bad. But the judge gave NeNe a 9
However, the guy with the big butt was the winner, to which Kim remarked how could you not give to him, what with that big butt.
After it was over Kim met up with the quarterback, told him how much she admired his big butt. Asked if she could see it again. He obliged. They exchanged contact information.
That is Kim and the big butted quarterback, above. Apparently this is the guy with whom it was rumored Kim became pregnant. Rumors vehemently denied. Kroy's teammates apparently tease him about dating Kim, whom they refer to as a "gold-digging cougar."
Kim is, supposedly, only 32. That is too young to be a cougar. You have to be 40 to be a cougar. NeNe could be a cougar.
On her Bravo Blog last week Kim said we'd be meeting someone special on this week's episode. I assumed it was going to be Big Poppa, not some football quarterback with a big butt.
And how does Big Poppa keep footing Kim's extravagant lifestyle when she is seen out on the town with a young guy with a big butt? If I were Big Poppa I would be jealous. Then again, if I were Big Poppa, I'd find a better place to waste my money than Kim Zolciak.
Although, I have to admit, Kim looks like she'd be fun to have fun with. I just would not want to be spending any money on her.
Phaedra put on a good show of crazy whilst packing for the induced birth of her baby. Phaedra is HUGELY pregnant, yet clinging to the story that she is 6, or is it 7, months along. Apparently, next week the truth comes out about Phaedra's pregnancy, a moment that drives Dwight to ask for another drink.
Sheree was in fine form. She got herself a new Aston Martin sports car. You know, the type James Bond drives. They cost a lot. Sheree got this car because she is now at a place where she feels like pampering herself. Unlike last week. This Aston Martin is the car that it is believed was repossessed, in rumors that swirled around the Internet awhile back.
Sheree somehow decided it was a good idea to agree to dance in an Atlanta Dancing with the Stars charity event. Sheree had a target of $5,000 to raise for the charity.
Before I get to Sheree's dancing, let's go visit Kim Zolciak. We had the big reveal of Kim's youngest daughter's re-decorated bedroom. Kim claimed she spent over $60,000 on this. Kim's older daughter was jealous, claiming her room had a little girl look to it too. We then learn that the older daughter has a 2,000 square foot apartment upstairs with multiple rooms.
Those Kim kids are going to be such messed up adults.
And then we saw Kim's newly decorated office. Seldom have I observed someone with such horrible taste. Very tacky. With pictures of herself decorating all the walls.
Now let's go back to the charity dancing deal. We saw Sheree in training. That was painful to watch. We heard Sheree being totally delusional about her dancing. She arrived for the big dance with hair dresser/singer Laurence in tow. When booted out of the "dressing room" Sheree turned the women's public restroom into her dressing room, which caused NeNe to make a very funny snarky remark, which I've now forgotten.
All the Housewives arrive, except for Phaedra, at least I am not remembering her being there. NeNe drug Greg along. Greg was not happy. Sheree claimed she paid $1,500 for the Housewive's table. The Housewives got food and drink at that table. When it came time for the Housewives to vote with dollars, as in make a contribution to the charity cause, NeNe insisted they each give $20. Kandi was horrified at the cheapness, but went along with it. Sheree was expecting them to each donate a couple hundred bucks.
Then the dancing started. At one point a quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, Kroy Biermann, danced. Kim went nuts over the guy's big butt. Kim declared this the best butt she'd ever seen on a white guy. More on the guy with the big butt, later.
Back to Sheree dancing. It was awful. Really bad. Like a parody of someone trying to be sexy. Cut to the Housewives in confessionals. Kandi can't suppress a yawn, NeNe laughs, Kim is perplexed. Like I said it was really bad. But the judge gave NeNe a 9
However, the guy with the big butt was the winner, to which Kim remarked how could you not give to him, what with that big butt.
After it was over Kim met up with the quarterback, told him how much she admired his big butt. Asked if she could see it again. He obliged. They exchanged contact information.
That is Kim and the big butted quarterback, above. Apparently this is the guy with whom it was rumored Kim became pregnant. Rumors vehemently denied. Kroy's teammates apparently tease him about dating Kim, whom they refer to as a "gold-digging cougar."
Kim is, supposedly, only 32. That is too young to be a cougar. You have to be 40 to be a cougar. NeNe could be a cougar.
On her Bravo Blog last week Kim said we'd be meeting someone special on this week's episode. I assumed it was going to be Big Poppa, not some football quarterback with a big butt.
And how does Big Poppa keep footing Kim's extravagant lifestyle when she is seen out on the town with a young guy with a big butt? If I were Big Poppa I would be jealous. Then again, if I were Big Poppa, I'd find a better place to waste my money than Kim Zolciak.
Although, I have to admit, Kim looks like she'd be fun to have fun with. I just would not want to be spending any money on her.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim's White Party Singing Without Wardrobe Malfunction
Last night was another amusing episode of the new season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
With Kim providing the most amusement. Along with Kim's equally, more sophisticatedly amusing, sidekick, Kandi.
Other things happened on this episode, like Sheree confronting Dwight about his claim of spending $30,000 on Sheree's fashion show. Meeting Sheree's daughter who we had not met before, who, apparently Sheree had when she was very very young, was semi-interesting.
I fast forward through the new housewives, Cynthia and Phaedra.
So, back to Kim. Heading to Palm Springs for the White Party, a big weekend long party for boys who like boys, Kim packed enough clothing and wigs to last her a year. Kim talked Kandi into coming along.
Upon arrival in California, Kim rented a Lamborghini and a limo to haul all her luggage.
Kandi was a bit exasperated with Kim's diva act. But Kim's diva act is pretty funny. As is Kandi's reactions to it.
Kim had trouble focusing during the rehearsal. Trouble getting gracefully out of the giant martini glass in which she was to be brought to the stage, carried by 10 half-naked guys.
Kim's excessively over-developed boobage amounted to being a new cast member this episode. The boobage went bared and blurred multiple times. With Kim saying she'd be mortified if such exposure occurred while she was singing for the boys who like boys.
To prevent a wardrobe malfunction a last minute alteration was made so Kim's boobs could not escape.
Kim was very very nervous, leading up to the show. Or so she said. As she was heading towards getting into the martini glass, and Chi Chi LaRue was introducing her, a gust of wind blew Kim's dress up, ala Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot.
A quick fix was made and then Kim was on stage singing Tardy for the Party for her adoring fans. Soon joined, and helped by Kandi. I was very surprised at how well Kim did. As was Kandi.
Kim said once she started singing her nerves went away and it became fun.
In the end, so much fun was had by Kim that she suggested to Kandi that they now tour together. Kandi was perplexed. Tour? With one song?
With Kim providing the most amusement. Along with Kim's equally, more sophisticatedly amusing, sidekick, Kandi.
Other things happened on this episode, like Sheree confronting Dwight about his claim of spending $30,000 on Sheree's fashion show. Meeting Sheree's daughter who we had not met before, who, apparently Sheree had when she was very very young, was semi-interesting.
I fast forward through the new housewives, Cynthia and Phaedra.
So, back to Kim. Heading to Palm Springs for the White Party, a big weekend long party for boys who like boys, Kim packed enough clothing and wigs to last her a year. Kim talked Kandi into coming along.
Upon arrival in California, Kim rented a Lamborghini and a limo to haul all her luggage.
Kandi was a bit exasperated with Kim's diva act. But Kim's diva act is pretty funny. As is Kandi's reactions to it.
Kim had trouble focusing during the rehearsal. Trouble getting gracefully out of the giant martini glass in which she was to be brought to the stage, carried by 10 half-naked guys.
Kim's excessively over-developed boobage amounted to being a new cast member this episode. The boobage went bared and blurred multiple times. With Kim saying she'd be mortified if such exposure occurred while she was singing for the boys who like boys.
To prevent a wardrobe malfunction a last minute alteration was made so Kim's boobs could not escape.
Kim was very very nervous, leading up to the show. Or so she said. As she was heading towards getting into the martini glass, and Chi Chi LaRue was introducing her, a gust of wind blew Kim's dress up, ala Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot.
A quick fix was made and then Kim was on stage singing Tardy for the Party for her adoring fans. Soon joined, and helped by Kandi. I was very surprised at how well Kim did. As was Kandi.
Kim said once she started singing her nerves went away and it became fun.
In the end, so much fun was had by Kim that she suggested to Kandi that they now tour together. Kandi was perplexed. Tour? With one song?
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Has Made $80K From Tardy For The Party
You are looking at The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak, with Kandi Burruss following her, in Palm Springs, in the previews for next week's 3rd episode of the 3rd season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
The most shocking, to me, thing we learned in Monday night's episode two, was the revelation, via Kandi, that Kim has made over $80,000 from sales of her Tardy For The Party recording, which would not exist if it were not for Kandi, and for which Kim has not felt the need to compensate Kandi, about which Kandi sounded a tad resentful.
The reason Kim is in Palm Springs (I'm fairly certain it was Palm Springs, in California. It may have been Palm Beach in Florida) is because, apparently, Kim has become a Gay Icon, you know, like Cher and Judy Garland. There is an annual event called, I think, The White Party. And that is what Kim is invited to, to sing Tardy For The Party.
I assume Kim needs Kandi along in order to run the auto-tuner. It looks like this next episode will have some good hilarity when the Palm Springs, or Palm Beach wind conspires to try and blow off Kim's dress and reveal her bare boobage right when a big drag queen is introducing Kim to her adoring fans.
NeNe was way calmed down from the 1st episode's screaming banshee, shouting incoherent ranting in annoyingly prissy Dwight's face, at some sort of Shoe Shoe. This week NeNe and Dwight were at another show, that being a show where Kandi was showing off her hopefully hit singles.
After a lot of dirty looks, NeNe forced another confrontation with Dwight. This time the screaming banshee did not come out. NeNe and Dwight came to some sort of understanding. Which I did not understand. I guess they are back friends again.
There are 2 new Housewives. Cynthia and Phaedra. Cynthia is a model I've never heard of who thinks everyone has heard of her. Phaedra is a lawyer.
At the Kandi Show, Kim, NeNe and Sheree are shocked, and amused, to learn from Sheree's flamboyant, pink finger-nailed, Dwight in training, that Phaedra's husband is an ex-con. For what crime the Dwight in training did not know. A friend of the Dwight in training, who was Phaedra's husband's cellmate, was the information source. This information led Sheree to make an amusingly snarky comment about Phaedra's husband and dropping soap in the shower.
Speaking of Sheree. Has her face grown even longer and more horse-like? Apparently Sheree has claimed to have toned down her Sheree-ness. She does seem to be being a slight bit less full of herself.
Sheree's blind date with a doctor from Los Angeles was fairly amusing. Sheree knew they were going dancing, a skill she said she did not have, due to being one of those very rare black women with no rhythm. Sheree got herself all tarted up, the boyfriend, to be, sent a car to pick Sheree up. Sheree gradually grew a bit horrified as it appeared she was being driven into what appeared to be Atlanta's ghetto.
Finally, arriving at the destination, Sheree finds herself in what looks like a run down strip mall's parking lot. The meeting place appears to be a strip dance club. We see the fancy shoes Sheree is wearing as she remarks she could have worn tennis shoes.
Sheree meets the doctor. There are several off putting things about the man, but Sheree keeps being able to overlook them, because he is do darn good-looking. The doctor gets Sheree to dance. She seemed to handle it well. The doctor started seeming nicer, with the evening ending with Sheree being the one to instigate a second date.
Meanwhile back at NeNe's latest rented house, banished son, Bryson (I think that's right) shows up to ask if he can come back home. NeNe seemed, to me, to be being a real good mom in this confrontation. From this confrontation we learned Bryson was a lazy slob who did nothing to help around the house, made messes, stayed out all night and had been arrested for marijuana possession, walking right into a jail to visit a friend, with pot on his person, found during a little pre-jail visit pat down.
Bryson seems totally burned out. He seems to have inherited absolutely none of his mom's high energy. In the end NeNe agreed to let Bryson come back for 90 days, during which he has to find a job and a place to live, with the caveat that once he is out, after 90 days, there was no coming back. Apparently this type tough love had been done to NeNe when she left home.
Is Bryson not the kid we saw given an expensive car upon high school graduation? What became of that car during all the family's financial woes? I suspect it was leased. Just like the ever changing houses.
So, after last week's dull 1st episode had me considering bailing, I'm back interested in the Atlanta Housewives again, particularly looking forward to Kim's possible Palm Springs debacle.
The most shocking, to me, thing we learned in Monday night's episode two, was the revelation, via Kandi, that Kim has made over $80,000 from sales of her Tardy For The Party recording, which would not exist if it were not for Kandi, and for which Kim has not felt the need to compensate Kandi, about which Kandi sounded a tad resentful.
The reason Kim is in Palm Springs (I'm fairly certain it was Palm Springs, in California. It may have been Palm Beach in Florida) is because, apparently, Kim has become a Gay Icon, you know, like Cher and Judy Garland. There is an annual event called, I think, The White Party. And that is what Kim is invited to, to sing Tardy For The Party.
I assume Kim needs Kandi along in order to run the auto-tuner. It looks like this next episode will have some good hilarity when the Palm Springs, or Palm Beach wind conspires to try and blow off Kim's dress and reveal her bare boobage right when a big drag queen is introducing Kim to her adoring fans.
NeNe was way calmed down from the 1st episode's screaming banshee, shouting incoherent ranting in annoyingly prissy Dwight's face, at some sort of Shoe Shoe. This week NeNe and Dwight were at another show, that being a show where Kandi was showing off her hopefully hit singles.
After a lot of dirty looks, NeNe forced another confrontation with Dwight. This time the screaming banshee did not come out. NeNe and Dwight came to some sort of understanding. Which I did not understand. I guess they are back friends again.
There are 2 new Housewives. Cynthia and Phaedra. Cynthia is a model I've never heard of who thinks everyone has heard of her. Phaedra is a lawyer.
At the Kandi Show, Kim, NeNe and Sheree are shocked, and amused, to learn from Sheree's flamboyant, pink finger-nailed, Dwight in training, that Phaedra's husband is an ex-con. For what crime the Dwight in training did not know. A friend of the Dwight in training, who was Phaedra's husband's cellmate, was the information source. This information led Sheree to make an amusingly snarky comment about Phaedra's husband and dropping soap in the shower.
Speaking of Sheree. Has her face grown even longer and more horse-like? Apparently Sheree has claimed to have toned down her Sheree-ness. She does seem to be being a slight bit less full of herself.
Sheree's blind date with a doctor from Los Angeles was fairly amusing. Sheree knew they were going dancing, a skill she said she did not have, due to being one of those very rare black women with no rhythm. Sheree got herself all tarted up, the boyfriend, to be, sent a car to pick Sheree up. Sheree gradually grew a bit horrified as it appeared she was being driven into what appeared to be Atlanta's ghetto.
Finally, arriving at the destination, Sheree finds herself in what looks like a run down strip mall's parking lot. The meeting place appears to be a strip dance club. We see the fancy shoes Sheree is wearing as she remarks she could have worn tennis shoes.
Sheree meets the doctor. There are several off putting things about the man, but Sheree keeps being able to overlook them, because he is do darn good-looking. The doctor gets Sheree to dance. She seemed to handle it well. The doctor started seeming nicer, with the evening ending with Sheree being the one to instigate a second date.
Meanwhile back at NeNe's latest rented house, banished son, Bryson (I think that's right) shows up to ask if he can come back home. NeNe seemed, to me, to be being a real good mom in this confrontation. From this confrontation we learned Bryson was a lazy slob who did nothing to help around the house, made messes, stayed out all night and had been arrested for marijuana possession, walking right into a jail to visit a friend, with pot on his person, found during a little pre-jail visit pat down.
Bryson seems totally burned out. He seems to have inherited absolutely none of his mom's high energy. In the end NeNe agreed to let Bryson come back for 90 days, during which he has to find a job and a place to live, with the caveat that once he is out, after 90 days, there was no coming back. Apparently this type tough love had been done to NeNe when she left home.
Is Bryson not the kid we saw given an expensive car upon high school graduation? What became of that car during all the family's financial woes? I suspect it was leased. Just like the ever changing houses.
So, after last week's dull 1st episode had me considering bailing, I'm back interested in the Atlanta Housewives again, particularly looking forward to Kim's possible Palm Springs debacle.
Friday, October 8, 2010
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 3 Premiere: Boring With NeNe Acting Crazy
I did not realize Season 3 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta started up on Monday. I somehow thought all those Bravo Housewives shows were on Thursdays.
I only watch the New York City and Atlanta girls. I did not feel like getting hooked on the D.C. Housewives, the O.C. Housewives annoy me, but not as bad as those New Jersey Housewives.
And now, after watching the first episode of Season 3 of RHOA I am not being all that re-hooked on the Atlanta girls.
Only 3 of the original Atlanta Housewives remain, Sheree, Kim and NeNe. Last season Kandi Burruss was added. For me, Kandi did not add all that much, but she seems nice enough, but it is because of her the world was blessed with Kim Zolciak's "Don't Be Tardy For The Party" song that gets in your head like an ear infection.
Kim and NeNe seem to be getting along for now. Sheree is now an actress. I guess the fashion designing did not work out.
NeNe is have marital woes, due to money issues involving husband Greg. It did not take long into the 1st season of the Atlanta Housewives for the Internet to be the source of a lot of information about NeNe's financial woes. Which confused viewers due to the high consumption, luxury lifestyle NeNe seemed to be living.
Well, apparently Greg either tried to, or did borrow some money from the horribly annoying blowhard called Dwight.
So, NeNe is going to some Shoe Party with Kim, where both Sheree and Dwight will be in attendance. NeNe writes a check out to Dwight for the amount she thinks Greg borrowed from him.
At the Shoe Party when Dwight showed up NeNe turned into a total shrieking bitch, screaming in Dwight's face with Dwight not able to get a word in. Prior to that NeNe had said some nasty comments about the lady Dwight brought to the Shoe Party not being in the same refined class as NeNe. I don't think refined people scream at people at parties.
So, NeNe and Kim quickly left the Shoe Party, with NeNe lamenting how she lost control and also lamenting that due to losing control she got no answers from Dwight.
At the end of the episode, previews for the rest of the season show that eventually NeNe and Kim start fighting, NeNe's kid gets arrested. For what, I don't know. I did not see a lot that compelled me to keep watching. There was a funny line with Kandi complaining that Kim has one minor hit song and acts like she is Lady Gaga.
Maybe I am down to the girls from NYC being the only Bravo Housewives who I watch.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak's Big Poppa Traded in for Big Momma
I'd been reading rumors for a few weeks, the theme of which is that The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak, she of Don't Be Tardy To The Party fame and a secretive romance with a Sugar Daddy she calls Big Poppa, has been having herself a new lover affair. With a woman.The rumormongers assumed Kim was concocting some drama for the latest iteration of the Atlanta version of the Bravo TV Real Housewives franchise.
Initially Kim denied she was in a lesbian relationship, saying she was still involved with her Big Poppa Sugar Daddy.
But, now, in a magazine called "Life & Style", Kim has talked about her latest love affair.
The name of the new love of Kim's life is Tracy Young. Kim met Tracy while the two were working together on Kim's "hit" single, Don't Be Tardy For The Party."
Kim says Tracy made the first move, after sparks started flying and gradually escalated til Tracy smooched Kim. Kim says their first kiss was "passionate and exciting."
On Kim's Twitter page, today, she seems to have become best friends with Perez Hilton, the celebrity gossip queen, and makes references to her altered lifestyle.
In "Life & Style" Kim says, "I don't believe love has a gender. I have a ton of girlfriends who have been with girls, and I could never comprehend that before. Now I can. But I don't want to define gay, bisexual or straight. I just think it's too much for me — a woman doesn't define me, nor does a man. I'm among the millions of parents who have been in a gay or lesbian relationship. It hasn't been an easy road lately, but I feel there are no mistakes in my life. Everything happens for a reason. To have the opportunity to speak for myself and to have people understand what I'm going through is really special. I myself was confused and scared at first. Being able to speak from my heart and get this all out, it’s a huge relief for me."
I don't know if I'm buying it. I've known a lesbian or two. The ones I've known are of the stereotypical type currently represented by the Lesbian couple on The Amazing Race. Angry, difficult, humorless women.
But, now that I'm thinking about it. Angry? Difficult? How many times have we seen Kim get angry? And be difficult? But, Kim is quite funny, though often not intentionally. Well, if Kim is a lesbian, she is definitely a Lipstick Lesbian. I've never personally known one of those. Maybe they are happier, more upbeat sorts than the dour miserable lesbians I've known.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim is Not a Low Down Dirty Monkey with a Wig
I'm not quite sure how it happened, but somehow Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta has managed to turn Kim Zolciak into my favorite character on the show.Yes, she is vulgar, drinks too much wine and smokes too many cigarettes.
Yes, Kim seems way too cavalier about spending way too much money, particularly with no known income source, besides what Bravo pays the Housewives per episode.
Kim appears to be, from what we've seen, a good mom. Except for that smoking and drinking too much in front of the kids thing. That and having a long time affair with a married man she calls Big Poppa, rumored to be Atlanta real estate mogul, Lee Najjar, who the kids know about and play with.
The other housewives, particularly NeNe and Lisa spend way too much time being way too negative about Kim. It all has somehow managed to turn Kim into the nice one. It helps Kim's niceness factor that she has bonded so well with the other positive force on the show, Kandi Burruss, producer of Kim's hit song, Tardy for the Party.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Bravo website has blogs written by the Housewives. Kim's, this week, sort of has it coming through in her words, the reasons why she has become my favorite Atlanta Housewife. Also, in Kim's blog this week we learn things aren't quite hunky dory with Big Poppa. And Kim writes about the loss of Ashley "AJ" Jewell, Kandi's fiance.
I'll copy this week's Kim blog below. Click on the link above to go to all the Atlanta Housewive's bloggings...
I wrote this blog before the tragic loss of Ashley "AJ" Jewell, Kandi's fiancée. I am truly at a loss for words. My heart is incredibly heavy. I had the pleasure of spending time with AJ during the filming of season two. He was an incredible man, an incredible father and he will truly be missed. Although we as cast mates have had our share of drama, Lisa, NeNe, Sheree and I have come together as a team and will continue to do so to get Kandi through this difficult time. Please keep my friend Kandi, her family, AJ's children and his family in your prayers.
Before I begin I want to apologize again for missing Kandi’s performance. I don’t want her or anyone to think that I would purposely miss her big day. You’ll notice on the show that I don’t do a lot of going out at night because I don’t have a sitter at night. I’m a single Mom; it’s just me when the lights go out. My daughter got sick and I was FREAKING OUT about all of that swine flu business. She had unusual symptoms and I just couldn’t leave her and I couldn’t get a sitter. Again, SORRY! Please forgive me.
Now on to Lisa “Me Too” Wu. I just had to roll my eyes when she said that I probably had a disease. I’m sure if I had one, she’d want one too. There’s nothing original about the woman, she just runs around town copying off of every one else. I’m just waiting for her to put a song on iTunes. You know it’s coming! LOLOL!
NeNe calling me a low down dirty monkey with a wig on? Sounds like more of a self-description to me. Hey, she said it, not me.
Being in the studio is hard. You have to just keep going and keep working until you get it right. It was a great experience and I’m so glad that I just did it.
My party was very cool! A huge shout out to Aja, Crust, Vision Event Designs and Themed Events. At the time I was VERY excited about the proposal because I was led to believe that the divorce was 30 days away from being final. After a little investigation, I found out that I was STILL on the same merry-go-round. You know when you just WANT to believe that someone is going to do right by you? When you think to yourself, “There’s no way a man would go out and buy this MASSIVE rock and not be serious!” Right? One thing that I’ve learned over the course of this show is that I’m far too trusting. It’s my biggest flaw, which makes it ever harder to conquer.
On a deeper note, I hope you all understand that this business is hard and it takes a toll on me, my daughters, my family and my friends. Both of my daughters are able to read and navigate the internet and they have to deal with the all of the negative things that people have to say about me. You think you know what you've signed up for and then things get crazy and it’s like WHOA WHOA WHOA! We’re all mothers who have children that think the world of us and we’d like to preserve some of that because they deserve it. Just a little food for thought.
Until next week!
Kim Z.
Monday, October 5, 2009
The Real Houswives of Atlanta: NeNe Turns Into a NoNo
I tell myself I am not going to blog anymore about The Real Housewives of Atlanta. And then I do. It doesn't matter what other TV show I watch and blog about, the only thing people come to this blog for is to see a photo of Kim's Big Poppa, supposedly an Atlanta super-rich guy named Lee Najjar.Seems everyone on the show, but the viewers, has met and seen Big Poppa.
On the most recent episode Big Poppa gave Kim an engagement ring. This perplexed others, like Sheree, who puzzled, "Isn't he married?"
I've not been enjoying the 2nd season of the Atlanta housewives. But, Kandi has grown on me. She is the only one who seems genuine. The others seem like they are amping it up, trying to make what they think is good TV.
Lisa never seems natural anymore.
And what is with all the parties these women give themselves? Sheree's Independence Party was ridiculous, what with that gigantic billboard she had made of herself. And the She by Sheree clothing line thing. Flying to New York City to meet her top of the line seamstress had some amusing moments. I don't see a good outcome for Sheree's clothes making designs.
And then there is Dwight. He used to be amusing. Now he is just an over the top overbearing know it all.
Now, Kim is back on the Big Poppa gravy train, so we know who's paying for all the junk she buys. But, when she was on the outs with Big Poppa, how was Kim paying for all the junk she buys? Who pays for Kim's girl's private schools?
Why does Kim have a Personal Assistant? How does she pay for the Personal Assistant? Have we ever seen Kim do anything for money, other than what our imaginations tell us she must be doing to have Big Poppa so constantly generous?
For me, it has been NeNe who had taken the biggest fall. She was the fan favorite the first season. All that adulation has seriously skewed NeNe's self image into the delusional zone. Telling Kim that Kim needed NeNe on her Tardy for the Party record to be able to sell it. Telling the woman who is writing NeNe's book that her hometown will have a parade for her upon her return.
NeNe's constant negativity about Kim has turned Kim into a sympathetic victim in a lot of viewer's eyes. NeNe even managed to have a fight with the eternally positive Kandi.
Anyway, I hope Kim and Big Poppa get a spinoff on Bravo, showing their wedding, with the hilarity that would surely follow after they become Mr. and Mrs. Najjar.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Trips, Alter Ego Debuts, Along With Tardy For the Party
It probably would have worked out better for Kim if she'd been Tardy for the Alter Ego Party. Maybe she would have not tripped on cobblestones, doing a lot of damage to her ankle, legs and shoes. In no particular order.This week's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta made up for last week's snoozy episode.
We see Kim arrive at Kandi's house, not realizing Kandi has a studio, where she has pretty much got Kim's Tardy for the Party song ready to go. Just needing Kim's fine vocals to finish the job.
But, Kim did not want to sing. This perplexed Kandi. Eventually Kandi cut through Kim's defenses to realize Kim was scared, due to the last time she sang in front of actual professionals it did not go well. After a bit of positive encouragement, Kim agreed to sing. To my tone deaf ears, Kim's singing seemed much better than the last time we heard her warble so unfortunately.
After Kim heard how good Kandi's pop version of Kim's country song was, Kim decided she really did not need NeNe to be part of Kim's eminent pop stardom. After last season's brouhaha over Kim finding out that NeNe had mocked Kim's singing career aspirations, I don't know why Kim would have wanted NeNe to be part of Kim's rise to Madonna status.
Next up was the big reveal of those boring Alter Ego photos that were taken last week. This took place at a big party with all of the Atlanta elite in attendance. End the end the photos were quite striking when finally revealed, particularly Kandi's.
But, before the Big Reveal there was an accident. Kim tripped on some cobblestones, crashing to the ground, twisting her ankle, gashing several large cuts, that had a lot of blood gushing.

Kim was carried to her car where first aid and ice were administered. The party moved outside to watch the Kim drama. The other housewives were very unsympathetic and treated Kim's obvious real bad injury as some sort of manipulative ploy by Kim to get attention.
Kim did have some really good timing with the entire ankle debacle. When all the housewives were gathered near, along with the rest of the party, Kim asked Sheree if she'd like to hear Tardy for the Party. Kim then instructed someone to hit the play button. Kim then lit up a very self-satisfied cigarette as the music started up, to looks of amazement on the faces of those who had belittled Kim's singing aspirations.
All the housewives, except, I think, Lisa, were quite complimentary of Kim's song. At this point in time NeNe does not realize she is not going to be part of the final product. We saw in next week's previews that NeNe is quite upset at Kim for deciding to go solo.
I am finding that Kim and Kandi are becoming my favorite housewives. Lisa, Sheree and NeNe's constant Kim bashing gets real old, particularly when they do bashing much worse than the backstabbing bashing they are constantly accusing Kim of.
One more thing, that Dwight really is such a pompous ass. Have we seen anything that validates his extremely inflated self-image?
Friday, September 11, 2009
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Lisa's Fashion Show, Kim's Wigs & Boobs
This week's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta was not a snooze fest like last week's. Last night we had some good Kim moments.First off, there was this red dress Kim wore in her 'confessional' moments. Kim's boobs seem to get bigger all the time. Last night at one point Kim looked as if she was holding them up.
Maybe Kim should start up a specialty bra line to go along with her wig enterprise.
Speaking of Kim's wig enterprise. This very strange man who dresses in female accessories came to Kim's house. They sat in the backyard to discuss wigs while Kim smoked and drank wine.
We saw Kim take her youngest daughter clothes shopping. Kim has taught her girls to want to have expensive designer clothes exclusively. Kim ran up about a $2,000 bill that she put on a credit card, muttering, as she left, that she really needed to get a job.
In one of her red dress confessionals Kim said she and the girls had grown accustomed to a luxury lifestyle when she was Big Poppa's mistress. Kim said she did not intend to give up that lifestyle, even though there was no longer a Big Poppa footing the bill. Where does this woman get money?
Kim had a bizarre Wig Party, where that guy who wears girl stuff showed up, as did a bunch of Kim's friend, including NeNe. NeNe put on a blonde wig and then proceeded to mock Kim for such a long time, making pretend calls to Big Poppa, that eventually the other women got uncomfortable and quiet.
Lisa had her fashion show. That all seemed very odd to me. I know nothing about such things, but those dresses that she helped design did not look all that good to me. Dwight, NeNe's gay boyfriend, was in full diss mode over the whole thing. The runway was tacky, the sewing was sloppy, on and on he went.
Sheree did not show up. Earlier we saw Sheree and Lisa together, with Sheree sort of condescending. Lisa got in a dig about Sheree's previous fashion show that had no clothes to show. So, 2 hours after the show, Sheree shows up. She got into a fight with one of Lisa's helpers who complained to Sheree about not showing up. When Sheree found Lisa it was all very awkward.
In the previews for next week's episode it appears Sheree's fashion show goes on. We saw a lot of mostly naked men with Sheree thrilled they had no body fat. Then we saw Kim collapse, carried by several men after the collapse. Previous to the collapse we saw Kim sobbing.
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