MTV: The Hills Season 5 Season Opener With Kristin Cavallari Wreaking Havoc

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I have never watched MTV's The Hills. I did not know a thing about this reality show until I met the brats, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. The above video is a trailer for the upcoming 5th season of this show I've never watched, which starts up September 29.

Apparently someone name Kristin Cavallari returns and causes all sorts of problems. I saw Heidi Montag say she had an expiration date and so needed to have a baby, to which husband Spencer said he would not be ready for that for another 100 years. We then see them shopping for what looked like baby stuff.

A disturbing thing. Also on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here was Heidi's much saner, much nicer sister, Holly. Holly had herself a romance with American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar while they were being pseudo celebrities in the jungle.

Watching the preview trailer it appears that Holly has become such a serious drunk that her sister and Spencer plot to get Holly in re-hab. What happened to sweet Holly? Did Sanjaya break up with her and cause her to seek relief in a bottle?

The preview made this show appear to be rather slickly produced. Maybe even watchable. I may make an effort. Just to find out what happened to Holly.

Spencer Pratt Is Not A Celebrity, Get Him Out Of Here!

The most bizarre thing, for me, on last night's I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! was the Spencer Pratt person. I think I keep up on things, but I had no clue who this person was.

Yet he was acting like he was Madonna, the top celeb on the show. The first time he and his wife walked off the show he called the producer, whining he would not have agreed to be on the show had he known it was cast with has-been nobodies.

I somehow got the idea that the guy was a wealthy movie or TV producer. Instead what he is is a reality show hack. On MTV reality shows that few people watch.

Like The Princes of Malibu, which followed the empty adventures of brothers Brody and Brandon Jenner, as well as their hanger on buddy, Spencer, who acted obnoxious and began to develop his reputation as a douchebag tool.

Then the Pratt Brat got involved with someone named Heidi Montag, a vacuous blonde who wears being Christian, inappropriately, on her sleeve. Heidi was on another MTV show, The Hills. Due to being Heidi's real life "boy friend" Spencer weaseled himself on to that reality show, where he further honed his reputation as an unlikeable douchebag tool that is universally hated, and which has Spencer believing he is now a HUGE STAR.

Spencer has been banned from pretty much every popular club in the LA Area, except for a club called Area where wife Heidi can somehow get him in.

Spencer made himself some sorta of fake talent management company, called Innovator Management. He has a couple clients, such as Brody Jenner and wife Heidi. Spencer seems to make up companies, like Archangel LA which supposedly makes silver jewelry that sells in 2 LA stores.

Spencer and Brody Jenner made themselves VP's of 310 Creative, which supposedly makes Web graphics and celebrity websites. I did hear Spencer screaming last night that he'd spent an entire day making the labels on Heidi's hair product bottles.