Thursday, June 10, 2010

Bethenny Getting Married? Again?

Tonight, after the Real Housewives of New York City Reunion Show airs its fireworks, Bethenny Frankel's new solo show Bethenny Getting Married? airs its first episode.

This morning I was surprised to learn that Bethenny Getting Married? should be more properly titled Bethenny Getting Married Again?

That's right, Bethenny has been previously married. The previous engagements we knew about, but not mention had been made on RHONY of a previous marriage.

It was way back in 1996 that Bethenny married a guy named Peter Sussman. That's the husband that pre-dated new husband, Jason Hoppy, in the picture, next to Bethenny.

Bethenny and Peter had been best friends for 5 years before becoming husband and wife. Peter persistently tried to be more than friends with Bethenny, which led to the pair dating for 2 years before Bethenny agreed to become Mrs. Sussman.

Apparently getting married, the first time, made Bethenny feel real secure, but, according to Bethenny, the marriage was totally lacking in passion. Bethenny is quoted as saying "You can't go to bed with a piece of 8 by 10 paper."

Regarding being married to Peter, Bethenny said, "I felt like, 'This is really it? This is the person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?'"

And so Bethenny's first marriage came to an end after 8 months.

Let's hope Bethenny's latest marriage lasts a lifetime.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Real Housewives of New York City Season 3 Reunion Parody

The Real Housewives of New York City Season 3 Reunion Show does not air until tomorrow night, that being Thursday, June 10, 2010.

Even though the reunion show has not aired a parody of the yet to air show is already airing, on YouTube.

This is a fairly, or unfairly, depending on your point of view, parody.

I am usually a profanity free zone, with no need for beeping.

Be warned, if you watch this YouTube video there is a liberal sprinkling of profanity, mostly the infamous F-Word, coming out of the various girl's mouths. And host Andy Cohen's, who uses that word to shut up Jill Zarin.

Speaking of Jill Zarin, in the picture that is she in the Hannibal Lecter mask, next to Kelly Bensimon with her satchels of gold spilled on the floor.

None of the girls escapes without getting stuck with a good parody barb, with Jill and Kelly getting stuck the best. Well, there is Ramona Singer being intravenously administered pinot grigio while in a drunken stupor with bugged out eyes.

Anyway, if you are a fan of RHONY you'll likely find this parody funny. If you are Jill Zarin or Kelly Bensimon, you will likely not see the humor....

Nielsen Rating's Top 20 for May 31 - June 6

The Nielsen Rating's Top 20 TV Shows for May 31 - June 6. The first number is the ranking, the second number is the season average, then the show name and network. The last number represents the number of viewers in millions. An asterisk * indicates a tie.

Rank Show name
Network
Viewers in millions
Season-to-date average (in millions)
1. NBA Finals Game 2
ABC
15.71
--
2. NBA Finals Game 1
ABC
14.1
--
3. America's Got Talent, Tues.
NBC
12.4
12.4
4. NCIS
CBS
10.8
18.6
5. 60 Minutes
CBS
10.4
13.2
* America's Got Talent, Wed.
NBC
10.4
10.4
7. Two and a Half Men
CBS
9.8
--
8. Big Bang Theory
CBS
9.5
--
9. The Mentalist
CBS
9.5
--
10. NCIS: Los Angeles
CBS
9.3
15.6
11. Glee
Fox
9.0
9.8
12. So You Think You Can Dance, Thurs.
Fox
8.7
8.5
13. CSI: NY
CBS
8.5
12.3
14. Wipeout
ABC
8.4
8.4
15. Criminal Minds
CBS
8.2
13.5
16. CSI: Miami
CBS
7.9
--
17. The Bachelorette
ABC
7.6
--
* CSI
CBS
7.6
15.4
19.

20/20

ABC
7.4
--
* So You Think You Can Dance, Wed.
Fox
7.4
7.3

Jill Zarin & Her Equally Disturbing Mother Gloria Kamen

That is Jill Zarin on the left and her mother, Gloria Kamen, next to her.

This is a very flattering picture. It appears to me, when you see Gloria in all her glory on the TV screen, that she was enamored of the work of Leona Helmsley's plastic surgeon and so engaged his services. To equally disturbing results.

Most viewers of The Real Housewives of New York City have been appalled and disgusted by the over the top mean girl behavior of Jill Zarin, who's sense of entitlement is so out of bounds with reality that in many ways she is more of a mentally ill train wreck than that sad case of paranoid hysteria known as Kelly Bensimon.

Jill Zarin managed a reality TV show wonder this season, going from being a fan favorite to being one of the all time despised villains.

Jill's mother also saw her previous positive image reversed, as we saw Jill's real mom, Gloria, for the first time, as the overbearing, mean-spirited, bitter shrew of an old lady, that she actually is.

The idea that Jill, Gloria and sister Lisa thought they had the credentials to write a book of advice is real revealing. It's like Elizabeth Taylor writing a book about how to have a long term marriage. Or Hillary Clinton writing a book about how to keep your husband faithful. Or Rush Limbaugh writing a book about how to be reasonable and fair-minded.

Well, you get the drift.

Jill is so obviously damaged by that a shrew of a mother who raised her. Jill is still seeking Gloria's approval. Like arranging that pathetic glamorous book cover photo shoot, hoping to make mommy happy, instead Gloria complained that "Mother is not HAPPY," and "That fan is making my breasts cold."

I assume, by fan, Gloria meant a device blowing wind and not one of her legion of viewer critics.

It seems clear that the "fan" attention that Jill got from the first 2 seasons of RHONY totally warped her. She convinced herself she was the star of the show. This set her up to be really upset when it became clear who the real star was. As in, Bethenny Frankel.

And then for Jill to see herself greatly eclipsed by Alex and Ramona and Sonja, now all fan favorites, while Jill has been stuck in the TV Doghouse, well, it's quite an appropriate comeuppance.

Jill Zarin has so many firestorm disasters she tries to put out. Her book got slammed on Amazon with bad reviews. So, Jill logged in as Sharon Saunders and wrote a fake positive review. It was quickly obvious due to various identifiers that Sharon was Jill. This brought much followup humiliation.

A non-Jill fan in Chicago, Lynn, has an anti-Jill website where she recently encouraged her readers to flood Jill with snail mail letting Jill know what they think of her. Jill countered by claiming she'd involved the police and post office inspectors to stop this assault.

Jill's Facebook and Twitter pages are flooded with fans giving her the bad girl bitch slapping she so richly deserves. Jill. or a rumored paid lackey, delete the comments as quickly as they can.

I have read various analyses of the bizarre Jill behavior we have witnessed. Some simply say she is a classic case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Maybe so.

I think that Alex and others got it right. Jill did not have a good time in high school. She was not one of the popular girls, due to both her mean-spirit selfishness and being a rather homely little plump girl. Jill learned to make mean girl snarky comments to overcompensate for her raging insecurity.

And then Jill becomes a Real New York City Housewife. For the first time ever she is one of the "popular" girls. Or so she thinks. But then Jill sees the real "popular" RHONY girls get that special treatment she has always been denied, Jill flips, and the totally mean, totally wrong, totally pathetic high school version of Jill comes to the foreground.

And that is the Jill Zarin we saw this season. The real Jill.

I really don't think Jill Zarin can recover. I'm thinking it'd likely be best for her to retire from the show, concentrate on Zarin Fabrics and greatly limit contact with her extremely toxic mother, Gloria Kamen.

And say I'm sorry to Bethenny Frankel and Alex McCord every opportunity she gets. Til she learns to mean it.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Real New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice's Morally Bankrupt Trashing of Bethenny Frankel & Sonja Morgan

I have watched nary a minute of Bravo's The Real Housewives of New Jersey. But, even though I don't watch, you can not totally avoid these housewives, at least in my experience.

You are looking at Teresa Giudice in the picture. I said I've watched nary a minute of these Jersey girls, but I have watched 10 seconds showing the infamous incident where Teresa Giudice flipped over a table in a fit of anger.

Apparently Teresa Giudice is the Kelly Bensimon/Jill Zarin bad behaving, clueless, despicable, unlikeable, mean girl of the New Jersey Housewives.

Teresa Giudice is in the news today for being the latest Bravo housewife to have her extreme financial woes aired in public. As in massive bankruptcy, car and house repossession woes.

Apparently viewers have been appalled to watch Ms. Giudice's prolifigate ways. And now Teresa is having her comeuppance.

I read an amusing article this morning, written by Reality Tea, titled "NJ Housewives’ Teresa Giudice Trashes Bethenny Frankel."

The article starts off with Teresa Giudice trashing fan favorite Sonja Morgan before she moves on to trashing the Bethenny Frankel fan favorite.

The article is below, in its entirety, for your reading pleasure...

“She seems like a stalker that convinced producers to let her on the show. She even admitted she was “obsessed” with Kelly and Max. I got the feeling that Sonja had sex with Max just because she had watched Max and Kelly date last season. Um, gross. Something about her is just too desperate. I don’t know, I haven’t put my finger on it yet…” – April 23, 2010

“You know who I don’t know though? Sonja. I’ve never met her, and she’s newer than me, so she hasn’t said nasty things about me (yet) so I can’t possibly be biased against her, right? I’m just going to watch and judge. (Isn’t that Bravo’s tagline? Watch And Judge?) And here’s what I think: Crazy Old Whore…” – April 16, 2010

“She bragged about how much she loves sex, how much she has sex, how many young guys she has sex with… I’m not buying it. First, let’s look at the facts. She’s not married, so all that screwing around does make her a whore. Secondly, she has a 9-year-old daughter, whom I’m assuming has heard of TV. How very Danielle of her to brag about being a whore on a show that will eventually show her daughter with her…” – April 16, 2010

“Thirdly, she’s too old to be screwing around like that. She’s not even a cougar; she’s like a cougar’s mom. And finally, she was married for 10 years to a guy who was 77 when they got divorced (I had to look him up, it was killing me). Don’t act like you’re all sensual and into sex when you married your grandpa. Bitch…” – April 16, 2010

Above are all statements made by Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, regarding NYC Housewives’ Sonja Morgan. All of the above statements were taken from Teresa’s Bravo blogs for the NYC Housewives show. Keep the above quotes in mind as you read this story.

This was the big story that was supposed to be posted on Saturday but unfortunately, Teresa’s huge bankruptcy news came out the same day. On Friday, Teresa posted her NYC Housewives weekly blog for PEOPLE magazine, but this week was a little different, as Teresa just completely decided to trash Bethenny Frankel of the Real Housewives of NYC.

Teresa first began her blog and sort of sided with Jill, saying Bethenny was too cold and unforgiving. Okay fine, nothing wrong with her honest opinion. Things however took a very ugly turn when Teresa posted the following -

“Bethenny also claimed she wouldn’t play the pregnancy card, but that’s all she’s done in the press all season. I know, I know, you all love Bethenny. And that’s fine. You can love her. You don’t know her. As I make the rounds for my book Skinny Italian — third week in a row on The New York Times Bestseller List! (insert Gia scream here) — I’m meeting all the same reporters, producers and even make-up artists that Bethenny regularly interacts with. And they all have the same thing to say: “She used to be a fun, regular girl, but after she got successful, she became a total bitch.” I know she acts sweet to her fans on Twitter, but as an insider, I’m here to tell you, it’s an act. She is not sweet. She is calculating and cold.”

Whoa there Teresa! Where did that come from? seemed to be the reaction of I and most of the viewers who read that. A lot of the comments posted on Teresa’s blog were negative in defense of Bethenny, causing Teresa to then post the following rants on her twitter -

“She’s in a swimsuit for a mag shoot 3 WEEKS after her baby? I don’t like that b/c I think it puts abnormal pressure on regular woman.”

“Bethenny is not normal. She has a full-time baby nurse. She had a 4 lb baby a month early. Please do not compare yourself to her!”

But how does Teresa know Bethenny has a full-time baby nurse? More importantly why is it of importance to her? And oh yeah, Teresa has since deleted the tweets. Once Bethenny and non-Bethenny fans began to ask Teresa what gives? Teresa first claimed her reason for bashing Bethenny is because Bethenny continues to trash her fellow NYC castmates. I’m guessing those housewives are Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon. So evidently Teresa cares about Jill and Kelly so much, to the point of trying to collect dirt from random people to try to use against Bethenny in their defense? Yeah, the fans weren’t buying it either causing Teresa to then change her reason.

Teresa went on to say the reason for her comments were because Bethenny said some mean things about her last year. The mean comments Teresa’s referring to came from Bethenny’s blogs on the first season of the NJ Housewives.

Teresa even went as far as to collect all of Bethenny’s disses against her from last year and post it in a link to her twitter followers. Which includes Bethenny asking if Teresa is “a total moron” as a result of Teresa saying the non existence word – “Cleansi-ness” last season. Other Bethenny insults include calling Teresa stupid, a drunken mess, and classless for the infamous table flipping act.

So according to Teresa (who also bashed Bethenny last year by saying she was “disgusted” by her nude PETA), it was wrong for Bethenny to bash her in her Bravo blogs. So then why did Teresa decide to do the same exact thing, even worse, to Sonja Morgan, who Teresa even admits has never wronged her? And clearly Teresa’s insults to Sonja were much worse than what Bethenny had to say. Teresa called Sonja “desperate,” “a stalker,” a “crazy old whore,” and “a bitch.”

Bethenny’s comments are based on Teresa’s actions on the show, and have been echoed by I and many others who watch the show, while Teresa’s comments in her PEOPLE blog seem to be based on a personal and rather unhealthy vendetta Teresa has against Bethenny, who to my knowledge, has yet to speak a word about Teresa to the press since her blogs. And before I’m accused of choosing sides, I must say I’ve always liked both Teresa and Bethenny. I do however feel that Teresa’s attack on Bethenny was a bit below the belt. It wasn’t a Bethenny is a moron or stupid kind of insult, it was almost like a call to Bethenny’s fans, telling them not to support this woman’s businesses because she is an alleged fraud and a “total bitch,” based on her “insider” information. Plus why is Teresa spending her time trying to get dirt from people who have worked with Bethenny? Surely she has more important things to do with her time, considering she has 4 kids to take care of and a $11 M debt.

By the way, here’s what NYC freelance photographer Sara Jaye Weis had to say about working with Bethenny –

“I beg to differ on Teresa’s take on Bethenny. I am a photographer who has been assigned to shoot Bethenny on several occasions over the years. Bethenny is nice, normal, and accommodating to everyone on set and is a team player. That has not changed. I’ve photographed quite a few divas and not-very-nice celebs who make the day horrible for the entire crew. Bethenny has always been kind and respectful to all. I’ve witnessed Bethenny do some very kind things for people that provide no ‘upside’ for herself. I just feel the need to point out that I, too, as an actual ‘insider’ know a very different Bethenny than the one that Teresa describes.”

I’m still a bit taken back by Teresa’s comments. Perhaps this was a deliberate attempt by Teresa to make headlines knowing the bankruptcy news about her $11 M debt would be coming out the next day. Something about Teresa’s comments was just a tad bit vindictive.

And no, by no means is Bethenny a saint, and I have criticized her in the past for her mean comments towards others. However, I will say she has toned it down a whole lot in the past 8 months or so, perhaps having learned that her words do have the power to hurt others.

As for Bethenny’s reply to Teresa? Well she appeared to take the high road and simply thanked her fans for their support. Of course, the question now is who’s side are you on?

Thank you for voting!
Team Bethenny 94% (414 votes)
Team Teresa 6% (28 votes)
Total Votes: 442

Thursday, June 3, 2010

The Nielsen Rating's Top 20 TV Shows for May 24 - May 30. The first number is the ranking, the second number is the season average, then the show name and network. The last number represents the number of viewers in millions. An asterisk * indicates a tie.

Rank Show name
Network
Viewers in millions
Season-to-date average (in millions)
1. American Idol (Wed.)
Fox
24.2
23.5
2. American Idol (Tues)
Fox
20.1
24.8
3. Dancing with the Stars
ABC
19.4
19.8
4. Dancing Results
ABC
18.4
15.3
5. NCIS
CBS
16.3
18.8
6. Two and a Half Men
CBS
15.5
14.7
7. The Big Bang Theory
CBS
15.0
14.3
8. NCIS: Los Angeles
CBS
13.2
15.8
9. Criminal Minds
CBS
13.0
13.7
10. CSI: Miami
CBS
12.4
12.7
11. CSI: NY
CBS
12.0
12.4
12. Glee
Fox
11.4
9.9
13. The Good Wife
CBS
10.6
12.9
14. Biggest Loser
NBC
10.0
9.5
15. The Mentalist
CBS
9.9
16.8
16. Dancing with the Stars (SR)
ABC
9.4
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17. The Bachelorette
ABC
9.1
9.1
18. 24
Fox
8.9
10.9
19.

CSI

CBS
8.4
15.7
20. SO You Think You Can Dance
Fox
8.2
8.2