MTV: The Hills Season 5 Season Opener With Kristin Cavallari Wreaking Havoc

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I have never watched MTV's The Hills. I did not know a thing about this reality show until I met the brats, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. The above video is a trailer for the upcoming 5th season of this show I've never watched, which starts up September 29.

Apparently someone name Kristin Cavallari returns and causes all sorts of problems. I saw Heidi Montag say she had an expiration date and so needed to have a baby, to which husband Spencer said he would not be ready for that for another 100 years. We then see them shopping for what looked like baby stuff.

A disturbing thing. Also on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here was Heidi's much saner, much nicer sister, Holly. Holly had herself a romance with American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar while they were being pseudo celebrities in the jungle.

Watching the preview trailer it appears that Holly has become such a serious drunk that her sister and Spencer plot to get Holly in re-hab. What happened to sweet Holly? Did Sanjaya break up with her and cause her to seek relief in a bottle?

The preview made this show appear to be rather slickly produced. Maybe even watchable. I may make an effort. Just to find out what happened to Holly.

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! Daniel Baldwin & Holly Montag

So, last night when I was sort of watching NBC's I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!, fast forwarding may have caused me to miss a key point or two.

Like I didn't understand why the Pratt Brats were sitting out the immunity challenge deal where the famous celebrities were strapped to waterboards with bugs getting dropped on them. Spencer and Heidi Pratt watched from the bleachers.

Well, apparently at the start of tonight's show, when we see the last of last night's bug challenge, Spencer and Heidi actually do leave, for good, not coming back, unlike the 4 or 5 times they left in the first episode.

And, just seconds ago, I was reading the amusing comments on Survivor Sucks, when I came upon one claiming that, even as I sit here typing, Stephen Baldwin's brother, Daniel and Heidi Montag's sister, Holly, are being flown to Costa Rica to replace the Pratts. I suspect this replacement will be done live tonight.

Daniel Baldwin is a mess. I don't know at what stage he is at now with drug use, but I saw him be a big mess on Celebrity Fit Club. I think he made an even worse mess of himself on that Dr. Drew Celebrity Re-hab show on VH1, that was way too train wrecky, even for my low trashy standards. I don't see how that boy can manage the stress of this whacked out in Costa Rica show.

I have no idea who Holly Montag is, besides being the sister of Heidi Montag, who I also have no clue about, besides learning in the past 24 hours that she's married to a total toad named Spencer.