MTV: The Hills Season 5 Season Opener With Kristin Cavallari Wreaking Havoc

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I have never watched MTV's The Hills. I did not know a thing about this reality show until I met the brats, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. The above video is a trailer for the upcoming 5th season of this show I've never watched, which starts up September 29.

Apparently someone name Kristin Cavallari returns and causes all sorts of problems. I saw Heidi Montag say she had an expiration date and so needed to have a baby, to which husband Spencer said he would not be ready for that for another 100 years. We then see them shopping for what looked like baby stuff.

A disturbing thing. Also on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here was Heidi's much saner, much nicer sister, Holly. Holly had herself a romance with American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar while they were being pseudo celebrities in the jungle.

Watching the preview trailer it appears that Holly has become such a serious drunk that her sister and Spencer plot to get Holly in re-hab. What happened to sweet Holly? Did Sanjaya break up with her and cause her to seek relief in a bottle?

The preview made this show appear to be rather slickly produced. Maybe even watchable. I may make an effort. Just to find out what happened to Holly.

Anderson Cooper Baffled By Heidi Montag

The above is a funny clip of Anderson Cooper being perplexed by Heidi Montag's bizarre act that gummed and dumbed up the Miss Universe Pageant last Sunday. Anderson's co-commentator is pretty amusing, too.

Heidi Montag Is Not Miss Universe, Miss Venezuela Is

I had no idea who Heidi Montag or her husband, Spencer Pratt, were before they showed their bratty, pseudo-Christian selves on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Heidi Montag and her husband are on a MTV reality show called The Hills that I've never seen.

Lately Heidi Montag had some fresh notoriety due to appearing in that very Christian magazine called Playboy. Heidi's photos tastefully never got out of PG-13 territory, due to the artful placement of mud.

I do not find Heidi Montag at all attractive. It's mostly her personality that makes her unattractive. Her sister, Holly, on the other hand, is very attractive.

Heidi Montag got people talking, again, last night, well, at least those few who watched The Miss Universe Pageant. In addition to being an Oscar-worthy actress and a Playboy worthy naked girl, Heidi is now a singer, with a single called "Body Language" which she sang at The Miss Universe Pageant.

Heidi walked on stage wearing flesh-colored pants with a black jacket covering her upper regions, which she soon removed to reveal an equally flesh-colored bra. Heidi then proceeded to lip sync her song along with what I guess were supposed to be sexy moves worthy of a song called "Body Language." Unfortunately, Heidi's body does not move all that well in dance mode, as you can sort of tell in the photo at the top.

So, that was the highlight of The Miss Universe Pageant, Heidi Montag causing me to cringe yet again. Oh, and Miss Venezuela won again. Last year's Venezuelan Miss Universe, Dayna Mendoza, passed the coveted crown to the latest Venezuelan Miss Universe, Sefania Fernandez Krupij.