Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Nielsen Rating's Top 20 TV Shows for January 8 - January 14

The Nielsen Rating's Top 20 TV Shows for January 8 - January 14. The first number is the ranking, the second number is the season average, then the show name and network. The last number represents the number of viewers in millions. An asterisk * indicates a tie.

RankShow name
Network
Viewers in millions
Season-to-date average(in millions)
1.NFC Playoffs: Packers/Falcons
Fox
30.8
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2.NCIS
CBS
21.9
19.8
3.NCIS: Los Angeles
CBS
18.1
16.9
4.60 Minutes
CBS
17.4
14.5
5.Golden Globe Awards
NBC
17.0
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6.AFC Playoffs Post-game
CBS
14.6
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7.Undercover Boss
CBS
13.8
12.9
8.The Good Wife
CBS
12.3
12.9
9.Grey's Anatomy
ABC
12.1
13.0
10.Modern Family
ABC
11.1
12.5
11.CSI: Miami
CBS
10.9
12.0
12.Wipeout
ABC
10.6
11.9
13.Big Bang Theory
CBS
10.4
13.8
14.Desperate Housewives
ABC
10.3
13.2
*The Mentalist
CBS
10.3
15.2
*Two and a Half Men
CBS
10.3
14.7
17.$#*! My Dad Says
CBS
10.1
10.6
*The Middle
ABC
10.1
8.9
19.CSI
CBS
9.7
14.0
20.CSI: NY
CBS
9.6
11.3

Monday, January 17, 2011

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: NeNe Terrorizes Kim On Bus Tour From Hell

The 3rd Season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta started with NeNe screaming like a Mad Banshee at Dwight at a party. Totally inappropriate behavior.

We are nearing the end of Season 3 and on the latest episode of RHOA NeNe was back in full Moose on a Rampage mode.

Except for a few moments spent with Phaedra and a few moments spent with Cynthia and her supposed husband to be, Peter, mixed in with a little Sheree, most of this episode was spent on Kim and Kandi's Bus Tour.

Kim is getting on every one's nerves. The constant need to smoke, the constant screaming for Sweetie, just the constant Kim apparently is very nerve wearing.

And then for some unfathomable reason Kim invited NeNe to join the Bus Gang in Orlando, to watch Kim perform before a packed arena, I mean strip mall bar, and then ride with the gang to Miami.

Kandi knew it was not going to go well having NeNe on board. Particularly after Sweetie managed to connect a laptop to NeNe's little "news" segment where NeNe used Kim to get her interviewee to open up by asking if Kim, at 32, was too old to be a pop star. And what the interviewee thought of Kim's Tardy for the Party song.

Kim took umbrage at NeNe mentioning her in this manner in her interview. But, the initial appearance of NeNe went fairly well in Orlando. NeNe went to the show. Made snide remarks to the camera. Was fairly civil to Kim. And drank a lot of wine.

After getting drunk, that night, NeNe made some disparaging remarks directed towards Kim, but Kim did not take umbrage. Directly.

And then, the next morning, back on the bus, on the way to Miami. I don't know what set if off, but soon NeNe was spewing all sorts of mean vitriol at Kim, belittling Kim's easily belittled "singing career." Among other things. NeNe even spouted out that Kim treated Sweetie like a slave. Sweetie took umbrage at that remark.

Kim snapped back a few times, which only made NeNe louder and more aggressive. Mostly Kim was in a defensive posture with a look of terror on her face, like you see in the above screenshot.

Finally NeNe went totally ballistic and lunged at Kim, which caused Kandi and the manager, I think his name is Don Juan, to restrain NeNe.

Kandi's sorta of bemused disgust at it all is sort of amusing to watch.

Another thing I learned on the bus is us White Folk often go about barefoot. This apparently is a well known fact. Which I type, as I sit here barefooted.

I don't remember any Phaedra gems of wisdom this episode. I do remember Phaedra's baby throwing up on Sheree. I think the baby watches the show.

And then there is Peter. Run Cynthia. Run fast. Don't marry this jerk. You invest a fortune in his restaurant. It starts to fail. He closes it without telling you. And then, when you are justifiably a bit upset at your misfortune, Peter tells you he no longer will tell you anything, because you get upset. Did I already say this guy is a jerk?

I don't get how a nice gal like Cynthia hooked up with that fuzzy gray bearded geezer.

NeNe was on the episode of Watch What Happens Live that followed the latest episode of RHOA. The woman has no self awareness. Seems not in the slightest embarrassed. And continues to demonize that easy target of Kim. Apparently the reunion show was filmed last week, where Kim and NeNe went at it some more and was the first they'd seen each other since the Battle on the Bus and the follow up Battle in Miami, which we saw a glimpse of in the previews for next week.

Is next week the last episode of the season? I don't know, for sure, but I am guessing it is, because The Real Housewives of New York City starts up real soon, with Sonja Morgan now bankrupt and morphed into being a thug in a cocktail dress.

And no Bethenny Frankel. And they have kept the obviously mentally ill Kelly Bensimon as one of the housewives. Who isn't married.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Survivor Redemption Island: Russell Hantz & Rob Mariano Once Again

I thought I had looked at the cast for the 22nd season of Survivor Redemption Island. At that point in time among the list of island castaways all were new to Survivor.

But now, I'm appalled to find that Boston Rob Mariano and Russell Hantz are going to be on Survivor once again.

I find both to be amusing, but, having this pair on Survivor yet one more time just seems wrong. This will be Rob's 4th time on Survivor and Russell's 3rd attempt to win the million $ and title of Sole Survivor.

This pair was last on Survivor on the Heroes vs. Villains iteration. Both were Villains. They tangled. Russell got the better of Rob, blindsiding the smug Rob and booting him out of the tribe.

This time the pair will be on opposing teams.

I think I read that the Hidden Immunity Idol will not be part of Redemption Island. Finding Hidden Immunity Idols is Russell's special gift. It will be slightly amusing to see if Russell tries to master the one part of the game he has failed at, twice, miserably. That being the social part. I doubt Russell will be able to function in a way that does not annoy people.

With so many people trying to get on Survivor, it just seems wrong to keep having repeats, like Russell and Rob.

But, I likely will be watching.

Friday, January 14, 2011

The Millionaire Matchmaker: Patty Stanger is Matchless in Manhattan & Los Angeles

In my opinion The Millionaire Matchmaker is the worst of the Bravo Reality TV Shows that I watch.

The Millionaire Matchmaker is that type of Train Wreck Reality TV show that, for me, is watchable for reasons those on the Reality Show don't realize are the reasons their show is amusing the viewers.

For me, I find Patty Stanger highly amusing. I've seldom witnessed a more hypocritical, personally clueless person.

Patty brags about being a 3rd generation matchmaker, with a highly successful success rate. Which we seldom see.

Patty Stanger is 49 years old. And has never made a match for herself.

I can't imagine why.

Well, maybe I can. Patty is one of the more vulgar, foul-mouthed, tacky women to have ever been on my Reality TV screen.

This is a woman who puts her hands over her mom's ears, so her mom can't hear, but her dad can, Patty proclaim that Randy Quaid was the best performer of a certain adult activity she has ever had performed on her.

This revelation had viewers letting out a collective "Ewwwww!" And thinking it'd be way less Ewwwww if Patty was talking about Dennis instead of Randy.

Another unintended amusement factor is how Patty, and her bizarre staff of a married couple, Destin Jude Pfaff and Rachel Federoff, take their matchmaking so SERIOUSLY. As if they are following some scientific process.

When in reality the potential matches are chosen in a quickie, cavalier fashion.

Hence, eventually, so many "Master Date" disasters. Which makes the dates amusing.

The formula usually has an episode's 2 millionaires meeting their potential mates at a "Mixer," followed by the millionaires picking two potential mate matches for "Mini-Dates."

Yeah, you really can tell a lot about a person by talking to them for 5 minutes in a "Mini-Date," with Patty and her fellow vultures hovering nearby.

And then there is the 2 drink minimum, sometimes that rule is violated, like by a recent Millionairess who the fans took to calling Miss Piggy, because she was plus-sized. Patty referred to her as a Size 24 Jessica Simpson. Well, Miss Piggy sipped down an awful lot of wine, leading to what appeared to me to be an inebriated Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy picked a good-looking young plumber for her "Master Date," where she got the plumber liquored up, told him she wanted to have sex with him right now. Despite Patty's rule of no sex before monogamy of a certain duration of something like 60 days. The plumber suggested to Miss Piggy that she digitally pleasure him, which Miss Piggy appeared to reach under the table to do.

The no sex before monogamy rule confuses me. If the millionaire or millionairess is already doing that thing that married people do after being successfully matched, why are they looking for love on an embarrassing reality show? Taking advice from an oddball case like Patty Stanger?

It is all very perplexing.

The matchmaking in New York City did not go well, so Patty is taking her crew back to Los Angeles, where, apparently, her particular brand of superficial goes over better than it did in New York City.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Top Chef All Stars: Tiffani Faison & Jamie Lauren Pack Their Knives and Go

Jamie Lauren finally came to her well-deserved end on Top Chef All Stars, after outlasting, by dubious means, chefs pretty much universally acknowledged to be much better chefs, such as Jennifer Carroll, Spike Mendelsohn and Casey Thompson.

This week's episode started with the Top Chef All Stars alarmed out of bed at an early hour, soon to learn they were heading to Montauk, on the far east end of Long Island.

Arriving at Montauk the chefs found Padma and Tom Collicchio waiting to divide them into four teams of 3. With the four teams sent to 2 fishing boats. Where each team had to catch enough fish to feed something like 200 people back in the New York City zone, on a beach across from Manhattan.

Watching the chefs catch fish was amusing. Angelo has a fear of the water due to seeing Jaws too many times. I think little Dale Talde caught the biggest fish.

The team of Richard Blais, Fabio and Marcel decided to make one dish together. This turned out to be a bad idea, landing them up for Elimination. Antonio Lofaso, who I like, got stuck with Tiffani and Jamie, who had the worst fish dishes, while the judges told Antonio her dish may have won had she not been stuck with the teammates she was stuck with.

In the end, fan favorite, Carla.Hall won. And along with winning the Elimination Challenge, Carla also won a trip to Amsterdam.

Next week's previews make it appear as if there will be a lot of cooking mayhem. Just like the previews make it appear every week.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Nielsen Rating's Top 20 TV Shows for January 2 - January 8

The Nielsen Rating's Top 20 TV Shows for January 2 - January 8. The first number is the ranking, the second number is the season average, then the show name and network. The last number represents the number of viewers in millions. An asterisk * indicates a tie.

RankShow name
Network
Viewers in millions
Season-to-date average(in millions)
1.NFL Playoffs: Jets/Colts
NBC
33.4
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2.Two and a Half Men
CBS
15.4
14.8
3.The Mentalist
CBS
14.9
15.3
4.CSI
CBS
14.2
14.1
5.The Big Bang Theory
CBS
14.0
13.9
6.Desperate Housewives
ABC
12.8
13.1
7.Simpsons
Fox
12.5
8.8
8.Mike & Molly
CBS
12.4
12.0
9.CSI: Miami
CBS
12.0
11.9
10.Modern Family
ABC
11.8
12.3
11.Undercover Boss
CBS
11.7
12.6
*Wipeout
ABC
11.7
11.7
13.Grey's Anatomy
ABC
11.6
12.9
14.Hawaii Five-O
CBS
11.0
13.1
15.$#*! My Dad Says
CBS
10.8
10.5
16.Law & Order:SVU
NBC
10.6
9.0
17.60 Minutes
CBS
10.4
14.2
18.NCIS
CBS
10.3
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19.How I Met Your Mother
CBS
10.2
9.5
*Live To Dance
CBS
10.2
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